08/02/2013 An RAF Chinook helicopter was forced to land in a field today when a bird shattered its windscreen.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/bird-shatt...k-helicopter-1595141

05/02/2013 A £70m RAF helicopter has been forced to make a “precautionary landing” in fields near Aberystwyth.

www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/20...lems-91466-32759430/

humanspirit wrote:
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Don't they go on maneuvers or something? It's not unusual for them to fly around. You know about this sort of thing don't you ent?

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Dont you get any flying over your gaff as a certain camp is not to far away. ? Come right over us.

Always exercises going on, personnel being transported A2B . When they start fast roping into the back garden is the time to start worrying

entrangermercenary1 wrote:
They fly over the plumps don't they. They've got those military masts near there, they must be for navigation maybe?

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
The masks beam out to the population of CINDERFORD " do not abuse the sheep "
Dont really observe them much Lesley but they tend to fly right over the house. They stopped the fast air flying over the school as they were so low they scared the shit out of the kids

entrangermercenary1 wrote:
I take it this had to be pointed out to the dumb fucks as they couldn't work that out for themselves

Just out of curiosity as you seem to know CINDERFORD so well. Do you know of a person they call Screwball? I don't think the special rays worked on him, or so people say.

We've seen some really low flying aircraft sometimes. Which bases are the going to/coming from then?

entrangermercenary1 wrote:
I thought they might be getting ready for some more invasions such as Iran,getting some training in.

Your the mercenary or ex mercenary?

I take it you've killed people if you are or were one?
How do you feel about that?
Are you proud of yourself?

Humanspirit. We get a lot of them round here, and from what I gather from people who are in that line of work, they generally spend their time making sure they're ready to do what they have to do. They are always in training.

Fwiw, I've known a few ex military types in my time. Two of them have been amongst the nicest and most trustworthy people I've ever met.

entrangermercenary is one of those dodgy types though. I found his naked picture on the Gloucestershire Swingers website. He was buck naked except for a pair of wellies and bobble hat.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Homebase.

Our brave boys fought for us to have patio sets and BBQ's.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
It's more funny cuz I know what he looks like and got the complete picture happening

oioioi wrote:
No, seriously, I am grateful for these bases.

I wouldn't have been able to get the levelling compound for the downstairs loo without out them. I'm pretty sure they delivered my online Sainsbury's grocery shop on time last week. My heart goes out to these people.

psketti wrote:
Lol. He lives about 6 miles away from me and I have never met him. I've seen a couple of pictures and saw him on his cam once. No wellies or wooly hat though.

I was disappoint.

Here he is in the gear...




Kidding - I've seen photo's too. He's not shy.

I've seen photo's that he's posted on here, but it sounds like you've seen different ones.

Here he is prior to the infamous attack on Greggs and the ultimate liberation of the chocolate eclair...

And this is him after...



That faraway battle-scarred look in his eyes...the boy became a man when he mercilessly trampled a jam doughnut to death and was 'blooded' with it's innards.