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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 16:51 #521

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For those who are interested, abs and me will be performing a "clusterfuck" in the Hot House later. Only £5 admission of which 2 and a half pence will go toward swelling the site coffers.

Dear Admins
May I suggest that in addition to the "Fuck You" option, (proposed in another thread), it looks like we may require a "Fuck NO!" button fairly urgently.

Many thanks in anticipation of your timeous response.

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@dubby... nice try but no cigar mate :spliff:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:38 #522

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Hmm.. that "philmycoke" guy appears as a Junior Member to me, not as a Premier Subscriber...

Well I'll be damned! He was certainly a Prem Sub this morning!! Both novum and I saw it!! :conf:

I wonder why they would've changed it??

yep. I didnt dream it, definately a subscriber at the time of OP and beyond, and phem is my back-up :cool:

wierd stuff.
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:45 #523

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dubmeup wrote:
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dubmeup wrote:
For those who are interested, abs and me will be performing a "clusterfuck" in the Hot House later. Only £5 admission of which 2 and a half pence will go toward swelling the site coffers.


OMG! You've been man-whored :hypo:

As I stated in chat. A man whore does not exist. I am an Escort.

It's just her 'thing' dubs.

I've already pointed out to her on numerous occassions that there is no such thing as a man-whore. There's just whores. Full stop.

Dumbass... :roll:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:47 #524

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featheredfish wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
For those who are interested, abs and me will be performing a "clusterfuck" in the Hot House later. Only £5 admission of which 2 and a half pence will go toward swelling the site coffers.

Dear Admins
May I suggest that in addition to the "Fuck You" option, (proposed in another thread), it looks like we may require a "Fuck NO!" button fairly urgently.

Many thanks in anticipation of your timeous response.

:kiss:

HOW RUDE.

And screw you to those of you that said 'thank-you' to this, too.

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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:50 #525

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Ab Origine wrote:
featheredfish wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
For those who are interested, abs and me will be performing a "clusterfuck" in the Hot House later. Only £5 admission of which 2 and a half pence will go toward swelling the site coffers.

Dear Admins
May I suggest that in addition to the "Fuck You" option, (proposed in another thread), it looks like we may require a "Fuck NO!" button fairly urgently.

Many thanks in anticipation of your timeous response.

:kiss:

HOW RUDE.

And screw you to those of you that said 'thank-you' to this, too.

:sulk:


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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:50 #526

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:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:54 #527

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psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee

Don't mess with angry homosexuals, particularly when they have 'mod' status.

You've all been warned...

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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 18:58 #528

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Ab Origine wrote:
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:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee

Don't mess with angry homosexuals, particularly when they have 'mod' status.

You've all been warned...

:evil:



Now look here, you can be as camp as Clary's cat for all I care and as gay as the day John Inman was born BUT you go starting to throw that mod weight around and we will have a very (un)serious falling out! The likes of which has not been known since the gusset in my trousers split when I was waiting in a posh restaurant in Marylebone (just off Baker Street where Sherlock lives)

Ya get me lover?
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:04 #529

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Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee

Don't mess with angry homosexuals, particularly when they have 'mod' status.

You've all been warned...

:evil:


:pmsl:


:pink::


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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:07 #530

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dubmeup wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee

Don't mess with angry homosexuals, particularly when they have 'mod' status.

You've all been warned...

:evil:



Now look here, you can be as camp as Clary's cat for all I care and as gay as the day John Inman was born BUT you go starting to throw that mod weight around and we will have a very (un)serious falling out! The likes of which has not been known since the gusset in my trousers split when I was waiting in a posh restaurant in Marylebone (just off Baker Street where Sherlock lives)

Ya get me lover?

Did you get any of that on film?

I could never be mean to you, my little duck fart. :hug:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:27 #531

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Ab Origine wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
psketti wrote:
:spliff: ... ab's got a grumpy face on tonight... yippeee

Don't mess with angry homosexuals, particularly when they have 'mod' status.

You've all been warned...

:evil:



Now look here, you can be as camp as Clary's cat for all I care and as gay as the day John Inman was born BUT you go starting to throw that mod weight around and we will have a very (un)serious falling out! The likes of which has not been known since the gusset in my trousers split when I was waiting in a posh restaurant in Marylebone (just off Baker Street where Sherlock lives)

Ya get me lover?

Did you get any of that on film?

I could never be mean to you, my little duck fart. :hug:

:killinme:

Duck fart! :pmsl:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:40 #532

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Ab Origine wrote:
Did you get any of that on film?

I could never be mean to you, my little duck fart. :hug:

Duck fart? piggin duck fart??????



I only noticed when i went out for a fag and sat on a concrete step. I was commando at the time and thought, "why is my ballsack suddenly cold?" Looked down and realised it was all swinging in the breeze... Right through lunch sitting :emb:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:48 #533

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I only noticed when i went out for a fag and sat on a concrete step. I was commando at the time and thought, "why is my ballsack suddenly cold?" Looked down and realised it was all swinging in the breeze... Right through lunch sitting :emb:

You mentioned you have piles the other day if I remember correctly?

Now you know why innit... ;)
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dubmeup wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
Did you get any of that on film?

I could never be mean to you, my little duck fart. :hug:

Duck fart? piggin duck fart??????



I only noticed when i went out for a fag and sat on a concrete step. I was commando at the time and thought, "why is my ballsack suddenly cold?" Looked down and realised it was all swinging in the breeze... Right through lunch sitting :emb:

:roflha:

I have to admit, I'm kind of a perennial short-wearer if I can get away with it. I don't really remember why (other than that I'm a bit of a slut) but I had decided to not wear underwear on this day either. I probably had none clean or summat. I was getting very drunk with a group of friends and we decided to catch a bus to a club. I sat on the back-middle seat, you know, the one directly at the end of the aisle, at the back of the bus?

Anyway, there we all were, laughing and having fun, when someone kindly pointed out to me that I had a hole in my crotch. Now, this wasn't a small hole by any means. So, there was I, for at least half of the journey, oblivious, with my nighs swinging about and on full display to anyone boarding the bus, not to mention the good half hour of CCTV footage that must have been captured during that time.

It's probably on the internet somewhere. I should be ashamed...but I'm not. :kisskiss:

Just a good job kilts aren't in fasion at present otherwise I most certainly would have been arrested already.
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 19:58 #535

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diamondgeezer wrote:
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I only noticed when i went out for a fag and sat on a concrete step. I was commando at the time and thought, "why is my ballsack suddenly cold?" Looked down and realised it was all swinging in the breeze... Right through lunch sitting :emb:

You mentioned you have piles the other day if I remember correctly?

Now you know why innit... ;)


I used to like giving my ball bag a turkish bath. Go from radiator to cold concrete step on a loop :)
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Ab Origine wrote:
:roflha:

I have to admit, I'm kind of a perennial short-wearer if I can get away with it. I don't really remember why (other than that I'm a bit of a slut) but I had decided to not wear underwear on this day either. I probably had none clean or summat. I was getting very drunk with a group of friends and we decided to catch a bus to a club. I sat on the back-middle seat, you know, the one directly at the end of the aisle, at the back of the bus?

Anyway, there we all were, laughing and having fun, when someone kindly pointed out to me that I had a hole in my crotch. Now, this wasn't a small hole by any means. So, there was I, for at least half of the journey, oblivious, with my nighs swinging about and on full display to anyone boarding the bus, not to mention the good half hour of CCTV footage that must have been captured during that time.

It's probably on the internet somewhere. I should be ashamed...but I'm not. :kisskiss:


Hahaha kind of a male Sharon Stone incident :D
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 20:05 #537

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Hahaha kind of a male Sharon Stone incident :D


I SO want to do a photo-shop picture right now.
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 20:11 #538

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Ab Origine wrote:
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Did you get any of that on film?

I could never be mean to you, my little duck fart. :hug:

Duck fart? piggin duck fart??????



I only noticed when i went out for a fag and sat on a concrete step. I was commando at the time and thought, "why is my ballsack suddenly cold?" Looked down and realised it was all swinging in the breeze... Right through lunch sitting :emb:

:roflha:

I have to admit, I'm kind of a perennial short-wearer if I can get away with it. I don't really remember why (other than that I'm a bit of a slut) but I had decided to not wear underwear on this day either. I probably had none clean or summat. I was getting very drunk with a group of friends and we decided to catch a bus to a club. I sat on the back-middle seat, you know, the one directly at the end of the aisle, at the back of the bus?

Anyway, there we all were, laughing and having fun, when someone kindly pointed out to me that I had a hole in my crotch. Now, this wasn't a small hole by any means. So, there was I, for at least half of the journey, oblivious, with my nighs swinging about and on full display to anyone boarding the bus, not to mention the good half hour of CCTV footage that must have been captured during that time.

It's probably on the internet somewhere. I should be ashamed...but I'm not. :kisskiss:

Just a good job kilts aren't in fasion at present otherwise I most certainly would have been arrested already.

You're so cheeky! :chuckle: And I love it! :chuckle:
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I'm banned from the David Icke Forum 16 May 2012 20:12 #539

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I had a "pop-out" incident when I was about 15/16. It was at the health centre, I had a dodgy knee (I think) and I had to strip down to my boxers. I sat on the bed thing and the nurse (hot) and her assistant (hot) were looking down there smiling, I looked down and saw my balls and little soldier sticking out of the left leg of my boxers.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. :emb: :emb: :emb: :facepalm:

I think the nurses thought it was all cute :cool:
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I had a "pop-out" incident when I was about 15/16. It was at the health centre, I had a dodgy knee (I think) and I had to strip down to my boxers. I sat on the bed thing and the nurse (hot) and her assistant (hot) were looking down there smiling, I looked down and saw my balls and little soldier sticking out of the left leg of my boxers.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. :emb: :emb: :emb: :facepalm:

I think the nurses thought it was all cute :cool:


Haha if they were "hot" I bet eric was stood to attention as well :D
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