jhado wrote:
Is this the house band? They rock!

K-Bone wrote:
And here's Linkin Park >>>> <<<< Chester's gettin all aggro with the vocals again....

Hello K-Bone.

Watch out for Batou, he's a bad influence.



Kidding! Kidding!









No, really.

Coco wrote:
But I like bad influences! That's why I'm fond of you!

Coco is the meanest-Joe-Greenest, baddest-assest, most rootinest-tootinest outlaw-est Otter of them all west of the Mississippi.... AND east of it too!!

Also, the cutest Otter.....that's why her brand of evil is particularly effective!

K-Bone wrote:
I'm afraid you should've gotten here sooner. I'm sorry to inform you his services have already been snapped up

Darn that pesky DI site for not pissing you off sooner

Coco wrote: now come on, have a cigarette. be cool like me.

psketti wrote:
By you or mrsmcgregor?

diamondgeezer wrote:


Both of course. It's why I can't stand the old cow, see

K-Bone wrote:
Aww, heck.

batou wrote:
As a matter o'fact, I am at the moment.

You are a cool guy.

diamondgeezer wrote:


Hiyoooooooo!!!

psketti wrote:
In your dreams lass ... novum told me that you wouldnt have a chance of competing with me, on account of my removable teeth dear. And he doesnt care for stoners either

Nobody knows how to look after the pool boy like nanny mcgree dear...except for that bitch Lynn...we have had some scraps in our time about it dear, let me tell you...we have now come to an arrangement to share, the war was costing us both too much

Since he is more than enough man for the both of us dear, it all worked out in the end.

As for you dear, you know what the end of my walking stick tastes like dont you...I dont need to say it again...we both know what happened last time, how was your hospital visit dear?

*Dum de dum, dum......looking through the forum*.......Hey, what's that odor?

Kinda like old, muggy,wooden hotel floors, stale cigars, denture powder, and cheap soap.

OMG!!!!!

It's Mrs. McGregor!!!

I ain't sticking around to watch her pop out her bad eye to wash it on liver and onions day, man!

Exit, stage left!!

mrsmcgregor....batou told me he's your 'backdoor man'. Does that mean he comes in your rear entrance when he pays you a visit?

*edited for further attempted comedy effect*

diamondgeezer wrote:
Lots of nice young men have come in through my rear entrance over the years, so although batou is also a nice young man, he is by no means my backdoor man, just one of many that have come to visit me dear.

And despite it being a bit of a tight squeeze compared to the front door, especially for the larger men, well ive ne'er had any complaints.

Anyway its past my bedtime dears, time for nanny mcgree to put her teeth into a glass and get some beauty sleep, ttfn.

psketti wrote:
Sketters made me swear not to tell this, but there was actually a rather nasty incident during one of their recent 'threesomes'.

I won't go into too much detail, as much of it even made me wretch, but the long and short of it is this is where the tension between McGregor and the sketts comes from. I can tell you it had something to do with an enema and sketter's nicest frock but I can't tell you any more. I've already said too much...

Gasp! I hear the clipety clop of sketters hooves approaching. Cheese it!

Let's not jump to conclusions, perhaps the ol' bat can offer valuable lessons to us. Maybe.

one day i had a heavy sack, and was approaching mrs mcgregors back entrance. just as i was about to go in, i spilled my load. i was too excited at the opportunity. you should have seen the mess. it ran all down her crack
ed concrete stairs.

she was very kind about it. she invited me in and showed me her cock.
a fine rooster he was.