Sanctum Zone

Keyword
A+ A A-
Welcome, Guest
Username: Password: Remember me
Forgot your password? Forgot your username? Create an account

TOPIC: Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl?

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:00 #1

  • wake_up_bomb
  • wake_up_bomb's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 5063
  • Thank you received: 4418
  • Karma: 56
Saw breakfast TV this morning. Will Kate’s lousy fucking sprog be a boy or a girl, and when is it due? I can hardly contain my anticipation. The Queen wants to go on holiday, but she’s waiting for the birth, but the nation is on the edge of its seat waiting to see what occurs.

Zara Phillips is whacking out another bloodsucking leech as well.

The entire build-up to the Lord’s test match was focused on the fucking Queen being in attendance.

Furthermore, everyone has to pretend that it’s an honour to meet her and that she’s a wonderful woman, woe betide anyone even states that they’re completely indifferent to her. Even the captain of Australia is forced to pretend that it’s an honour to meet her, even though she hasn’t actually done anything ever, whereas he’s made 23 test centuries. If anything, she should be bowing before him.

And we’re all supposed to be excited when the ‘cross of St. George’ is taken down at Lord’s and replaced with the fucking Royal Standard. The Queen even got three cheers for simply walking twenty yards and conducting a short conversation with twenty-two very talented cricketers.

What a complete shower of shit.
The true measure of a man is not his intelligence or how high he rises in this freak establishment. The true measure of a man is this: how quickly he can respond to the needs of others and how much of himself he can give - Philip K. Dick.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: psketti, andyh, dubmeup

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:10 #2

  • mild_peril
  • mild_peril's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1228
  • Thank you received: 1099
  • Karma: 0
wake_up_bomb wrote:
Saw breakfast TV this morning.

You should have just stopped there :killinme:
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: novum, psketti, feather, oioioi

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:16 #3

  • Black Cloud
  • Black Cloud's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Go Boil An Egg....
  • Posts: 2658
  • Thank you received: 1227
  • Karma: 22
I Can't Speculate either Boy, Nor Girl..........Without a doubt who gives a flying fuck really :coffee:
I Speak Four Languages Sarcasm English Profanity, And Real Shit...

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
Joseph Stalin
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:27 #4

  • hugorune
  • hugorune's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • I'm not wearing hockey pants
  • Posts: 4656
  • Thank you received: 4131
  • Karma: 15
Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

Prince William and Kate Middleton chose the name from a list of favourites including Basher, Baldy and The Baby.

Prince William said: “It’s a good name because when you think about it all babies are chunky. They have little fat arms and legs.

“Also Chunky works whether it’s a boy or a girl or ‘in between’ which can happen, especially in the upper classes where the gene pool is not extensive.

“At first I wanted to call it King Rollo because that was such a good cartoon in the 80s but Kate was like, what if it’s a girl?

“Then it would end up being Queen King Rollo. I thought that was quite funny but no one else was into it.”

48-year-old Royal fan Emma Bradford said: “If that’s the name the royal couple have chosen then I think it’s amazing, because that is the simple fashion in which my brain works.”

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ro...chunky-2013071776021
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: psketti, feather, Space Bandit

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:31 #5

  • wake_up_bomb
  • wake_up_bomb's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 5063
  • Thank you received: 4418
  • Karma: 56
I forgot to mention as well, the start of play was delayed by fifteen minutes so that the ridiculous protocol related to the Queen could be completed.
The true measure of a man is not his intelligence or how high he rises in this freak establishment. The true measure of a man is this: how quickly he can respond to the needs of others and how much of himself he can give - Philip K. Dick.
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 11:47 #6

  • psketti
  • psketti's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Hired help
  • Rankadmin
  • we cant stop here, this is dog country
  • Posts: 15528
  • Thank you received: 5668
  • Karma: 100
Thank fuck the snooker world doesn't kiss queenys ass :coffee:
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 12:32 #7

  • batou
  • batou's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Forum Facilitator
  • Rankmod
  • Premier Subscriber
  • Posts: 4480
  • Thank you received: 3847
  • Karma: 91
Celine Dion
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: oioioi

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 13:27 #8

  • wake_up_bomb
  • wake_up_bomb's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 5063
  • Thank you received: 4418
  • Karma: 56
psketti wrote:
Thank fuck the snooker world doesn't kiss queenys ass :coffee:
She'd never turn up to something where she might come into contact with working-class people. She doesn't even bother going to the Cup Final.
The true measure of a man is not his intelligence or how high he rises in this freak establishment. The true measure of a man is this: how quickly he can respond to the needs of others and how much of himself he can give - Philip K. Dick.
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 16:01 #9

  • Space Bandit
  • Space Bandit's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 3804
  • Thank you received: 2275
  • Karma: 70
hugorune wrote:
Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

Prince William and Kate Middleton chose the name from a list of favourites including Basher, Baldy and The Baby.

Prince William said: “It’s a good name because when you think about it all babies are chunky. They have little fat arms and legs.

“Also Chunky works whether it’s a boy or a girl or ‘in between’ which can happen, especially in the upper classes where the gene pool is not extensive.

“At first I wanted to call it King Rollo because that was such a good cartoon in the 80s but Kate was like, what if it’s a girl?

“Then it would end up being Queen King Rollo. I thought that was quite funny but no one else was into it.”

48-year-old Royal fan Emma Bradford said: “If that’s the name the royal couple have chosen then I think it’s amazing, because that is the simple fashion in which my brain works.”

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ro...chunky-2013071776021

Calling it Godzilla would cause a bit of an uproar.
We should be able to vote for the name of it, given it will be a sponging parasite.
Set the controls for the heart of the earth.
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 16:14 #10

  • hugorune
  • hugorune's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • I'm not wearing hockey pants
  • Posts: 4656
  • Thank you received: 4131
  • Karma: 15
Space Bandit wrote:
hugorune wrote:
Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

Prince William and Kate Middleton chose the name from a list of favourites including Basher, Baldy and The Baby.

Prince William said: “It’s a good name because when you think about it all babies are chunky. They have little fat arms and legs.

“Also Chunky works whether it’s a boy or a girl or ‘in between’ which can happen, especially in the upper classes where the gene pool is not extensive.

“At first I wanted to call it King Rollo because that was such a good cartoon in the 80s but Kate was like, what if it’s a girl?

“Then it would end up being Queen King Rollo. I thought that was quite funny but no one else was into it.”

48-year-old Royal fan Emma Bradford said: “If that’s the name the royal couple have chosen then I think it’s amazing, because that is the simple fashion in which my brain works.”

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ro...chunky-2013071776021

Calling it Godzilla would cause a bit of an uproar.
We should be able to vote for the name of it, given it will be a sponging parasite.

If it's put to the public vote it will be called Diana or JLS.

I know someone who is planning a party for the birth. :emb: The same fool even hired a boat to ride up and down the Thames for the jubilee shite last year.
:facepalm:
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 17:12 #11

  • psketti
  • psketti's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Hired help
  • Rankadmin
  • we cant stop here, this is dog country
  • Posts: 15528
  • Thank you received: 5668
  • Karma: 100
hugorune wrote:

If it's put to the public vote it will be called Diana or JLS.


:rofl:
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 17:18 #12

  • mild_peril
  • mild_peril's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1228
  • Thank you received: 1099
  • Karma: 0
hugorune wrote:

If it's put to the public vote it will be called Diana or JLS.

I know someone who is planning a party for the birth. :emb: The same fool even hired a boat to ride up and down the Thames for the jubilee shite last year.
:facepalm:

If it was up to the people of Newcastle, they'd call it Primark.
But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma,
a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: hugorune

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 18:47 #13

  • Abs
  • Abs's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • How are you thinking today?
  • Posts: 6891
  • Thank you received: 3940
  • Karma: 112
mild_peril wrote:
wake_up_bomb wrote:
Saw breakfast TV this morning.

You should have just stopped there :killinme:

It's true you know. It WILL rot that mighty, fine brain of yours after a time.
What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.

-Buddha
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 18:52 #14

  • Abs
  • Abs's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • How are you thinking today?
  • Posts: 6891
  • Thank you received: 3940
  • Karma: 112
batou wrote:
Celine Dion

This pic always make me feel all 'stabby'.
What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.

-Buddha
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 19:16 #15

  • Gilly
  • Gilly's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Rank6
  • Psychic Assassin
  • Posts: 11225
  • Thank you received: 6506
  • Karma: 99
Frogmella.
Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ]
You must register to post here.
The following user(s) said Thank You: hugorune

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 19:44 #16

  • Space Bandit
  • Space Bandit's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • Posts: 3804
  • Thank you received: 2275
  • Karma: 70
I've heard they're calling it Space Bandit & I'm in for some...................... royalties.
:sorry:
Set the controls for the heart of the earth.
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 18 Jul 2013 19:51 #17

  • hugorune
  • hugorune's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • I'm not wearing hockey pants
  • Posts: 4656
  • Thank you received: 4131
  • Karma: 15
Space Bandit wrote:
I've heard they're calling it Space Bandit & I'm in for some...................... royalties.
:sorry:

Can't even give that one a sarcastic baddum-tish.

:shlap:

:D
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 21 Jul 2013 21:35 #18

  • humanspirit
  • humanspirit's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Expert Boarder
  • Rank4
  • Posts: 1736
  • Thank you received: 894
  • Karma: 21
Whether it's a boy or girl i am sure all concerned will be awarded a medal or something. :P
naivety attracts evil and evil attracts naivety
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 21 Jul 2013 21:37 #19

  • Gilly
  • Gilly's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Rank6
  • Psychic Assassin
  • Posts: 11225
  • Thank you received: 6506
  • Karma: 99
Or maybe a mysterious suicide, should all details not go smoothly.
Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ]
You must register to post here.

Will Kate's Bloodsucking Sprog be a Boy or a Girl? 22 Jul 2013 08:29 #20

  • hugorune
  • hugorune's Avatar
  • ZONED OUT
  • Gold Boarder
  • Rank5
  • I'm not wearing hockey pants
  • Posts: 4656
  • Thank you received: 4131
  • Karma: 15
The excitement is all too much to bear. :roll:

I'm gonna have to sit at home waiting for news updates.

I hope it's a human.
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
You must register to post here.
Moderators: psketti, oioioi, batou
Time to create page: 0.202 seconds

Latest Members Blogs

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Prev Next

What is going on when it comes to 9-11 I…

The EPA (environmental protection agency) and OSHA took air samples in the days following September 11th, they reported that they found no excessive levels of asbestos contrary to other findings....

Read more

9-11 Eleven Years Later

9-11 Eleven Years Later

With the anniversary of September 11th literally just around the corner, unanswered questions still remain for families who lost loved ones during the tragic event, as well as from families...

Read more

Strange Noises, Possible Link to Mass An…

Strange Noises, Possible Link to Mass Animal Deaths

In 2008 the U.S. Supreme Court agreed to review a series of lower court rulings that restrict the United States Navy's use of sonar in submarine detection training exercises off...

Read more

Annual Server Target

Whether its 50 cents or five dollars, your donations are appreciated and help keep this community site running so we can all continue to enjoy using it.
This target is to meet our server cost for one year, June 2020 - May 2021, in USD.
$ 340 - Target
( £ 250 GBP )
donation thermometer
donation thermometer
$ 192 - Raised
( £ 140 GBP )
donation thermometer
56%
Most Recent Donation:
$122 USD on 4th Jan 2021
Bitcoin Address: bc1q0kazqya0nurfxtunxv807vm0m8852nnrrk8mj8
 
Ethereum Address: 0xe69915c80dd75df19f438d556267e04f932f057d
 
More Info: Donation options for TZ

No one is obliged to donate, please only donate what you can afford. Even the smallest amount helps. Being an active member is a positive contribution. Thank You.

TradeZone Latest

default
99 CDs all in good condition
Music
09.11.2012 21:12

default
Cream, 2-seater leather sofa
Miscellaneous
18.08.2012 12:14

default
Enfield Striking movement
Miscellaneous
04.08.2012 0:16

Visitors

Today475
Yesterday571
Week1562
Month6334
Total1060183
Your IP Address: 216.73.216.176 Your Browser and OS: Unknown - Unknown Wednesday, 17 June 2026 22:11

Who Is Online

Guests : 1279 guests online Members : No members online
© 2012 – 2021 Sanctum Zone | All rights reserved. This website is a place for people to express and discuss their views on the news and world events. DISCLAIMER: Please Note: Views expressed and submitted by contributors are their own personal opinions and do not necessarily reflect the views, opinions and beliefs of the Sanctum Zone website and its founder(s) , administrators , moderators , and any other website maintenance technicians, personnel and volunteers. Articles and messages posted on this website and forum are solely the opinion of their authors.

Login or Register

LOG IN

Register

User Registration
or Cancel