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What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 17:22 #1

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?







No idea.




What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?


Still no idea
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 17:33 #2

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:hmm:
You lost me...
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
and I have no problem with going out the same way :twisted:
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 17:35 #3

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What do you call an open door?

Ajar...
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 17:52 #4

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StarsChildren wrote:
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You lost me...
No eye deer = no idea

They say jokes are not funny if you have to explain them. Oops.
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 19:48 #5

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What do you call a Jewish tea-boy?















A Hebrew......... :couch:
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 19:49 #6

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jhado wrote:
What do you call a Jewish tea-boy?
















A Hebrew......... :couch:


Yeah...you better fuckin' hide.

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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 19:52 #7

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Ab Origine wrote:
jhado wrote:
What do you call a Jewish tea-boy?
















A Hebrew......... :couch:


Yeah...you better fuckin' hide.

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I spit upon your flop-flip... :spliff:
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 19:55 #8

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Ohh..kinky, eh?
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 19:58 #9

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Ab Origine wrote:
Ohh..kinky, eh?

"Very, but not in a gay way"....Fantata (2009)
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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 20:07 #10

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Re: What do you call... 19 Sep 2012 22:21 #11

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What do you call that blue and white thing swinging through the jungle?














Tarzan the fridge in jeans.
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 18:17 #12

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What do you call a gun-toting 20-stone gorilla with an attitude problem?




Sir!
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 18:44 #13

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What's the difference between a high wire and police truncheon?





A high wire is for cunning stunts.
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 19:50 #14

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feather wrote:
What's the difference between a high wire and police truncheon?





A high wire is for cunning stunts.

:O You said truncheon.
I sure hope that that isn't one of the words that alert the authorities, we know how these word filters work by now. ;)
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 19:58 #15

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silvershine wrote:
I sure hope that that isn't one of the words that alert the authorities, we know how these word filters work by now. ;)

I made a thread here somewhere which lists all those words :D
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 20:06 #16

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i-baster wrote:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals ?

Still no fucking idea.
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 22:04 #17

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silvershine wrote:
feather wrote:
What's the difference between a high wire and police truncheon?
A high wire is for cunning stunts.
:O You said truncheon.
I sure hope that that isn't one of the words that alert the authorities, we know how these word filters work by now. ;)
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 22:06 #18

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What do you call Chuck Norris after he's banged his thumb with a hammer?







Anything he fucking tells you to call him! :O
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 22:24 #19

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What do you call a guy with a number plate on his head?

Reg

What do you call his brother?

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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 23:14 #20

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psketti wrote:
silvershine wrote:
I sure hope that that isn't one of the words that alert the authorities, we know how these word filters work by now. ;)

I made a thread here somewhere which lists all those words :D

Have you? oh fuck...ooops that will set one off, oh shit, there goes another one, I aint getting much luck here am I for ffffffff uck sake.

Well, might as well go for the hat-trick. :D
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