StarsChildren wrote:
i find this acceptable also

You'll have to wait till I've trussed mine up again before there'll be any cleavage to display here.

You ain't gotta truss them up deary...just push your arms together, bam *poof* cleavage minus the bra
I'm waiting, and I am sure Bats is too...

^ But it looks so much more sensual & alluring to be wearing a pretty, low cut top, with a hint of lace delicately accentuating your curves, and a side & front shot - as opposed just thrusting one's arms together for a quick 'un for them as is desperate, don't you think?

*Edit* Am completely nonplussed as to how that union jack got there - I wasn't even in the emoticon section. shall leave it though as it looks artistic, and is reminiscent of closing your eyes & thinking of England.

Yeah it might... but think about it this way... all that dressing up and doing your hair and makeup and putting on a push up bra with lacey bits all over it... 5 minutes later it's off so they can see it in all it's glory. Just save time, don't do all that crap and have them ready to go to start with.

Edit... that probably made no sense to anyone but me and probably WAY off topic. Also, consider the work that goes into getting a bra off for those of us who can't do it with one hand or encounter that ever-confusing front clasp that always throws us off
Do us all a favor, stop wearing a bra...specially when it is cold out and you're wearing a thin shirt

Love the British flag it so goes with what you said all, tight lipped and underwraps, very British, love it

BTW i'm not a flag waver, as i'm sure Gilly isn't too

Nipple tassles are better, especially if you can make them spin in opposite directions.

Ok lesley.... you have my attention

Gilly wrote:

But if the dolts are too ham-fisted to get the packaging off, who wants them mauling about at your tender bits!?!

That picture is very funny.

Sometimes I do like to set them free for the day if I'm at home, but I make sure I don't run up or down the stairs. That's when I do my tassle practice.

Lesley, can these tassels you speak of be used as a lasso, to capture men with? And also, perhaps a whip to see them off, with just a flail of the breast?

Yes, I think that's possible Gilly. If you want to catch men you can always suffocate them with your big boobies so they can't get away. That works just as well.

That can be a dangerous game though - it can re-mould the shape of their skulls and make them go giddy and disorientated. So I've heard.

Gilly wrote:
Bless emm

irrepressible wrote:
The fact you knew how to reply in this thread as a dude impresses me.

Gilly wrote:
If they were to stop breathing, would it be murder or manslaughter?

Not sure, so when it happens, you'd better start resuscitating, just to be on the safe side.

Going off at a tangent, there was a sad story in the papers a good while back, about a couple on honeymoon. The new husband was a heavy snorer, so as a jape (allegedly), the new wife, thrust a tampon up each of his nostrils whilst he was asleep. Unfortunately, they expanded on absorbing moisture, and he died of suffocation. I can't remember if she was prosecuted or not.

Gilly wrote:
I'm going to hell due to my reaction to the above.

We had a bloke who in the pub who put a tampon up each nostril.

Then someone threw a pint over him.....you can imagine the rest.