I read this on another forum, supposedly true... made me laugh until my stomach and sides hurt, thought some people here may get a kick out of it.

Door Knockers
A Muslim family knocked on our door to share Islam, handed out pamphlets on Islam and Mohammad.
Some Mormonissionaries knocked on our door to share Mormonism, handed out pamphlets on their belief.
Jehovah Witnesses knocked on our door to share their beliefs, they too handed out pamphlets on their belief.
The only people to knock on my door and get the door slammed in their face was the Romney Campaigners.

I thought this was another thread about breasts for a moment.

yeah me too

Sorry guys, nope... no breasts involved
Should add in to that first post...

"...Good thing Obama campaigners haven't knocked, they'd be shot."

Why wouldn't you slam the door in the face of Romney campaigners?

They peddle just as much dissonant shit as any religious group

martg wrote:
Please reread the post, one letter at a time, slowly... it states that the Romney campaigners were the ones who got the door slammed in their face.
Been smoking with Sketti quite a bit eh?

StarsChildren wrote:
sorry, brains a bit fuzzy today

no I'd be about the last person on earth sketti would want to smoke a doob with

Lol... I think she'd smoke with just about anybody... as long as you had a suitable blood donation to make.

heres a door knock joke.

a dustman knocks on a door, its answered by a Chinaman,
dustman "where's your bin?"
chinaman"I bin in kitchen make tea"
dustman "no, where's yer wheelie bin?"
chinaman "owright, I wheelie bin wanking up stairs"

martg wrote:
Not true mart and no idea why you said it if I'm honest?

I don't know, sorry, I'm fucked up