I've had my head crushed in a kind of bear hug. And I've been bitten (though not enough to draw blood ) but I'm yet to be slapped

irrepressible wrote:
Perhaps you're not doing it right!

Irr, I can fix that "I've never been slapped" problem for you

Gilly... of course he's not doing it right he's a man

In the context of the vids posted by RA/320bluefrog/dribble it is fairly evident that it's there to do just that.

As for whether it makes women look bad too: it does neither.

She is an indiviual that can take resoonsibility for her own actions/words.

She doesn't speak for (+/-) 50% of the the humans on the planet.

At all.

Not doing it right my arse When I had my eyeballs almost squeezed out of my head, I was still a virgin

And there are things you women aren't so great at either. Two of the women I've been with were lousy kissers for a start, which was a surprise

irrepressible wrote:
They were just pretending, Irre, in the hope that you'd give them slow, lingering, step by step instruction on how to do it better. You passed that test I hope?

No, they really were crap at kissing My last gf was very good though She was the one who acknowledged my kissing prowess "you are an amazing kisser" were her exact words

We'll change "you're not doing it right" to "you're doing it wrong" if you ain't been slapped yet

irrepressible wrote:
We kiss as well as the person who receives the kiss appreciates it.

"good at kissing" is neither here nor there.

Good news is that you met someone who likes your kisses.

That is something dear.

I remember my first attempt at a snog when I was a teenager.

I leaned in and kissed her, she screamed, I took the cigarette out of my mouth and kissed her again.

We're not talking about a loving peck on the cheek mikey

Don't ruin one of the two things I'm really good at in the world of human intimate relations

FAIL Hugo... big FAIL

I thought it was a funny gag
Unless it's a true story, in which case

...In which case ... he should have been hit (not slapped, but punched).

Gilly wrote:
Gilly, I promise you it did not occur to me either and i don't know why he would even try to spin it like that....

What!
I'll have you know that that was one of my first stand up gags back in the day.

I think my first snog attempt was mainly a clashing of teeth affair. It got better when she took her teeth out though


Badum - fuckin - tish!


again

irrepressible wrote:
That was not my intention.

Kissing is a question of timing and tenderness, but above all the person that you are kissing and what is nice for some is not for others.

Settling in and tenderness is the gateway to passion.

I am happy to see that you have found positive feedback, but every partner is differet.

Nobody is the perfect kisser.

that doesn't mean to say that you didn't kiss well or that you aren't a sensitive kisser by any means,

IME the action of kssing is often measured by the build up you provide.

But irre, for goodness sake, do not measure yourself by feedback from partners who have their own situatioin going on

that way, hurt is waiting

hugorune wrote:
Okay, it's a joke, no need to be slapped or punched
Was a fail when I thought you were serious as I know how much it hurts to get the lit end in the mouth.
hugorune wrote:
Someone, with their teeth not removable and anti-flame protectors in their mouth, go give Hugo a kiss and show him how its done

.......... wrote:

My kisses are always passionate and tender mikey The feedback was nice, but unnecessary

There's all kinds of kissing anyway...eskimo kisses are among my favourites.