MrsGood wrote:
Are you alluding to the possibility of collusion? Hmmmm, that's a good point.

I'm begining to think the alcohol prize was all part of some scam. The possibility that the 'authorities' may be involved tends to sway my thinking.

hugorune wrote: Respect My Authoritah!

MrsGood wrote:

Gilly wrote:
I reckon he's drunk the prize

I keep this in the back shed... just in case... so if you all are gonna throw rotten tomatoes at him, make sure you secure him in this first so he can't dodge them when you're done with it, please clean it up and put it back in the shed.

MrsGood wrote:
What am I being blamed for now ffs

StarsChildren wrote:
I think we're gonna have ourselves a lynchin'



Ah, mob justice.

StarsChildren wrote:
I think we should tickle him mercilessly, then throw the tomatoes at him and let the mice clean him up.


If the hooligan shows up with a nipple print shirt as mentioned previously then all bets are off and it will be a free for all.

This is a situation not to be treated lightly. I'm just thankful nothng harmful as happened as of yet.

If that doesn't work, I've got some good kicking skills.

This thread has gone from nipples to mob justice in no time flat... maybe a renaming of the thread is called for? Something like...maybe..."how shall Drude be dealt with?" lol

Listen up, stars. I've just rung up an outlaw biker gang that lives round your parts and they are on standby.


And get this.... they have been trained to sting nipples specifically!!

Do you see the irony here?

Ohhhh, yesssss....... talk about puffy and perky.

Did you make sure they don't know me already? Because of few of those teddy bears have already experienced a confrontation

The Biker gangs around here, as you should know, are not quite what they used to be... they can't even hit their target, they have to pepper the entire house (in Chino if you remember) to STILL miss the person their trying to get.
So, I wouldn't be calling on them to go after Drude, I have better contacts...

never heard of the Chino incident. What shame those inepts have brought upon the sterling reputation of Arizona bikers.

Believe me, the ones that I am talking about don't fool around, have no conscience whatsoever, and don't come cheaply. But I think the outcome will be very satisfying and well worth the cost. If you have better contacts, by all means ring them up. There is no reason to stick to one certain counterattack. I think this whole thread qualifies as a call to action from all decent citizens who care about the future of mankind and if drude's nipples are permanently swollen from this incident then so be it and lesson learned.


Then, of course, there is always the good old-fashioned nutkick.

<- that's what I did when the story first happened... Hell's Angels my ass, more like redneck wanna-be's playing dress up.

Yeah... I'm not talking to those contacts at the moment, one of them pissed me off so he's getting the silent treatment and I don't remember where I put the black book containing the numbers for the ones a little lower on the ladder, but if it comes down to it... I'll talk to the one at the top of the ladder and still manage to by-pass the one on the silent treatment.

Or as you said, you could kick him

Done and done. I've got my Arizona shitkickers with the pointy toes polished up and ready to go.

Would you like to barrow these? I can go dig them out of the shed

Owwww you are a brutal shedevil, ain't you?

Well it was the clippers or one of these




Or these to go with your shitkickers




Which, he'd probably enjoy, so I'm guessing all those are out?

I like the spurs with the matching whip. I like to be stylish while torturing others
If he wants to get his freak on and enjoy it, well there is nothing that can be done about that, is there?

I have a question? Why is it okay for women to talk about torturing men, and yet if it was the other way around eyebrows would be raised and possible banning might result?

Oh well, thems the breaks. The way I see it, the women on this forum are outnumbered, so if one of our testicled friends becomes neutered maybe he could join our side and even the numbers out.

@ that last part...

And it's okay for us because we play by different rules... that and we're "supposedly" the weaker sex, us threatening a male is seen as joking, whereas a male threatening us is considered dangerous because we can't protect ourselves although after our conversation here that might change

I have matching saddles if you plan on making him carry you around as well... english to go with the english crop and spurs, and western to go with the bullwhip and cowboy spurs