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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 13:35 #21

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Don't watch it any more, Feather. It will rot your brain.
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 14:00 #22

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Gilly wrote:
Don't watch it any more, Feather. It will rot your brain.
Ohh you're waaaaaaay too late with that caution m'dear, by several decades infact. :wabbit:
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 14:17 #23

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Simple but effective. :D


I forgot about that. Class :pmsl:
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 14:50 #24

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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 15:00 #25

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Is it a gay thing?
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i think you're thinking of rusty trombone
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psketti wrote:
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Is it a gay thing?

Fuck you, homophobe.
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Funny advert 28 Feb 2013 15:10 #28

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psketti wrote:
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Is it a gay thing?

Fuck you, homophobe.

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batou wrote:

That chaps a bit Royston Vasey!
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Since the fake bake tanning thing took off many, many "orange, legless things in the kilts" can be seen around Edinburgh on saturday nights, usually on stag or hen doo's.

S'not pretty. :facepalm:

What's wrong with an orange tide mark round the collar. :D
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Motor_Company
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LightGiver wrote:


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I don't know what they're selling but I'll take 2. :)
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They were first produced in 1932 by William McDonald, a biscuit manufacturer in Glasgow, and became a McVitie's brand when McDonald joined with McVitie's and Price, MacFarlane Lang & Co and Crawford to form United Biscuits in 1964..Each wrapper has a joke or "funny fact" printed on it and imaginative, often humorous designs featuring penguins that often pastiche famous works of art...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin_(biscuit)
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Tunes - Poor Michelle - UK Advert ...

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