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Nigeria...seriously 12 Sep 2013 15:55 #1

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Nigeria...seriously 12 Sep 2013 16:21 #2

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Nigeria?
Ireland.
I'm sure the "medical" council will sort all this out.
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Nigeria...seriously 12 Sep 2013 17:27 #3

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lmao :D

I can just see his CV now, complete with references from the um bongo university lol.

I can see dis patients problem...his arse is where is head should be...

:D
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Nigeria...seriously 12 Sep 2013 19:26 #4

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FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.


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Nigeria...seriously 13 Sep 2013 14:07 #5

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www.independent.ie/irish-news/doctor-tri...-hears-29575831.html

Fuck sake...I should just goto Nigeria and get a degree lol.
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andyh wrote:
www.independent.ie/irish-news/doctor-tri...-hears-29575831.html

Fuck sake...I should just goto Nigeria and get a degree lol.

You'd only have to come back to Ireland to get a job with it, I'm sure they can fax one on though.
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andyh wrote:
www.independent.ie/irish-news/doctor-tri...-hears-29575831.html

Fuck sake...I should just goto Nigeria and get a degree lol.

You'd only have to come back to Ireland to get a job with it, I'm sure they can fax one on though.

lol I'm not too sure about that, the UK NHS would prolly be just fine too.
They might outsource the call centres over there though lol :D
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