Despite spending more than £1 million of taxpayers’ money on making their Kensington Palace home fit for two future kings, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are embarking on yet another programme of decoration.

Kate, who gave birth to Prince George last July, is understood to have sought help from a flamboyant designer after becoming dissatisfied with the colour scheme she planned while pregnant.

‘She tried to do the revamp cheaply with the builders who did the kitchen, and she got Dulux paints to match the Farrow & Ball colour palette to save money,’ I’m told. ‘But she wasn’t happy with the result, and one room came out with a horrible, unexpected purple tinge. She’s blaming it on her hormones before the birth.’

So now Marks a threat

psketti wrote: Everyone's a threat. You know, apart from those who bomb other people with depleted uranium and such like; they're above the law or any form of consequences.

Innit.

When I saw Steve Hughes live at the beginning of the year, he made a point of mentioning a few times that he reckons the clamp down on political artists is heading our way and that soon people like himself and chunky will become 'illegal'. This doesn't bare thinking about.

But, yes, it's worrying that (a) they knew who he was, (b) were monitoring him, and (c) he was even mentioned in court.

He ate a Corgi?