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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:47 #121

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Personally I have the kind of sex that causes my arthritis to flare, my varicose veins to sting, my gum disease to throb and my mrs to cry :emb:


Tips?


Sure! You put the hat out, I'll throw some coins in!! :D
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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:47 #122

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dubmeup wrote:
Personally I have the kind of sex that causes my arthritis to flare, my varicose veins to sting, my gum disease to throb and my mrs to cry :emb:


Tips?

Drugs.
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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:51 #123

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psketti wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
Personally I have the kind of sex that causes my arthritis to flare, my varicose veins to sting, my gum disease to throb and my mrs to cry :emb:


Tips?

Drugs.

Always :)

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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:51 #124

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phemohilia wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
Personally I have the kind of sex that causes my arthritis to flare, my varicose veins to sting, my gum disease to throb and my mrs to cry :emb:


Tips?


Sure! You put the hat out, I'll throw some coins in!! :D

You sick perv!!!!!!
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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:53 #125

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At least you're getting sex :D I've been in the doldrums for two years :sulk:

Doledrums? Is that some kind of JSA music course or summat?
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cantata wrote:

Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

Interesting. Would that also benefit my haemorrhoids?
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dubmeup wrote:
cantata wrote:

Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

Interesting. Would that also benefit my haemorrhoids?

Sitting trot should knock them back to where they came from. :hypo:
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Re: mods 12 May 2012 00:59 #128

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dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:
At least you're getting sex :D I've been in the doldrums for two years :sulk:

Doledrums? Is that some kind of JSA music course or summat?
:killinme:

I wish it was! :D
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cantata wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
cantata wrote:

Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

Interesting. Would that also benefit my haemorrhoids?

Sitting trot should knock them back to where they came from. :hypo:

:woo:
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irrepressible wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:
At least you're getting sex :D I've been in the doldrums for two years :sulk:

Doledrums? Is that some kind of JSA music course or summat?
:killinme:

I wish it was! :D

I bet you do. 6 weeks in you could apply to be in Kylie Minogue's band :D

It's a hard life though, being stuck back there with the back of her hot pants twixt you and the adoring fans :(
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I bet you do. 6 weeks in you could apply to be in Kylie Minogue's band :D

It's a hard life though, being stuck back there with the back of her hot pants twixt you and the adoring fans :(

Staring at Kylie's arse, whilst banging away on my...drum, sounds alright :D
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cantata wrote:
Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

They are different things?

:hahano:
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dubmeup wrote:
cantata wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
cantata wrote:

Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

Interesting. Would that also benefit my haemorrhoids?

Sitting trot should knock them back to where they came from. :hypo:

:woo:

Or even beyond... I mean, they could end up as a topnot on your HEAD. Such is the powah of the Hoss.

:worship:
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irrepressible wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
I bet you do. 6 weeks in you could apply to be in Kylie Minogue's band :D

It's a hard life though, being stuck back there with the back of her hot pants twixt you and the adoring fans :(

Staring at Kylie's arse, whilst banging away on my...drum, sounds alright :D

You could be banging, bouncing your mate's balls and playing with your twanger in the plucking song. Which would not be uncool.
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diamondgeezer wrote:
cantata wrote:
Stop having sex. Take up riding.

:)

They are different things?

:hahano:

Hehehehe... oh yeah! See - in ONE you can do what you "do" and still think you're "mighty" (courtesy of the polite partner :roll: ); but in the other, you make ONE false move... and you land on your head on the far side of the hedge, with a kick in the buttom to boot, if within range... :O

I'll leave you to figure out which is which, DG. :D
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cantata wrote:

Or even beyond... I mean, they could end up as a topnot on your HEAD. Such is the powah of the Hoss.

:worship:


*sets off for hossyhealthandfashionfacts.com to get fully genned up on the powah of the Hoss*


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dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
I bet you do. 6 weeks in you could apply to be in Kylie Minogue's band :D

It's a hard life though, being stuck back there with the back of her hot pants twixt you and the adoring fans :(

Staring at Kylie's arse, whilst banging away on my...drum, sounds alright :D

You could be banging, bouncing your mate's balls and playing with your twanger in the plucking song. Which would not be uncool.
:roflha:
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you make ONE false move... and you land on your head on the far side of the hedge, with a kick in the buttom to boot, if within range... :O

There speaks the (now bionicized) voice of bitter experience :D
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you make ONE false move... and you land on your head on the far side of the hedge, with a kick in the buttom to boot, if within range... :O

There speaks the (now bionicized) voice of bitter experience :D

Maybe not so bitter... :loco: WE are out there for Real, you know... :twisted: Those who think that arthritis and gums and even haemorroids are no kind of test at all... :evil:

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