Melanae wrote:
Did you invent the strange spelling?...or was it from higher higher?....

Ask my dad ......he's the one who spelt it that way

He also put my sisters middle name down as Joyce instead of Joy ...he wasn't very good with names

Melanae wrote:
Ok...So where did you get the name " dawnbreak "?....I'm like ssooo interested...

psketti wrote:
You'll get whats coming to you soon young lass, no one crosses nanny mcgree and gets away with it!!

That was a lucky shot it was, you damaging my eye with those 'things' of yours as we wrestled, but next time ill be ready for a nip to the eye dear, next time it will be you going to hospital, not me, you can bet your nanny mcgree on that you can!!

And I better watch myself on this public forum too, my gut tells me I_am was here before reading this very thread, and I dont want them to ban nanny mcgree over on the lizard mans forum, as I have my little eye on a cute moderator called merlincove.

Oh the things i would do to him once ive taken my false teeth out!!

mrsmcgregor wrote:
I would sooo love to push you down some stairs...so that you broke a hip or something...nothing personal oldies just suck and smell.

excession wrote:
Too late for that my dear, my new hip is titanium, one of the advantages of having 5 ex husbands. And thats not the only titanium parts in me young lass!!

My last husband had to sell his yacht and his Ferrari to settle our divorce, i spent all that Ferrari money on a new hip, a new pair of knees, some teeth, and a carbon fibre zimmer.

mrsmcgregor wrote:
Nice....Can I be trusted to collect your pension?...I'm good at that sort of stuff.

excession wrote:
I dont have a pension as such dear, on account of my 5 ex husbands, I cant qualify due to all the monies I have accrued in my divorce settlements.

But I do have quite large sums invested in high interest earning countries such as Malaysia, Iran and Australia, and I need to keep an eye on it all.

Unfortunately, my eyesight isnt what it used to be, especially after the fight with psketti, when her nipple further permanently damaged my eyeball.

So maybe I do now need a trustworthy young lass such as yourself to manage my affairs dear, to keep an eye on my transactions once i give you all my account details.

mrsmcgregor wrote:
Well I'm not at all trustworthy, But fuck it I could do with the cash.

diamondgeezer wrote:
EXACTLY as I predicted! (Damn, I'm good!)

Well done you pair of motley heffers. Have a good time moddying

excession wrote:


Nice to see you

All hail the new mods!



Mandy

Mods

So will there be a points system ?

Bit disappointed yet as not rx any on here, although it is early days yet

Weeman seems to be cleaning up behind me on the other forum PM me if your on here

excession wrote:
mrsmcgregor is extremely talented in both those areas....

daavid1 wrote:
Absolutely not.

be nice abs & irre

Irresresible ,george carlin is not funny, sticks tongue out and waits to be banned

Melanae wrote:
That Carlin thing was a dreadful mistake

George Carlin is not funny...he's hilarious!

irrepressible wrote:
I second that, he makes me laugh so hard I almost wet myself, almost

suki wrote:
This is one of my favourite Carlin vids. You'll have seen it before but I'll post anyway because it's brilliant

george carlin did not like black people ....he was a racist .....is he still funny now?