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arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 15:33 #1

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I know this has nothing to do with the meaning of this site .

But can I just say fucking stupid headphones/earphones .....

£8 I paid for them and they wouldn't come out their packet ...and I need them now as I'm going to the shops and like listening to my mp3 on the journey

So I tried to open them......they wouldn't open so had to bring scissors in.......I have now cut right through them trying to open them.

I have four parts.......two headphones attached to nothing....and two wires attached to nothing !!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking headphones.

Do you think I could return them to asda and say they came like this and are broken
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 16:39 #2

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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 17:11 #3

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dawnbreak wrote:
I know this has nothing to do with the meaning of this site .

But can I just say fucking stupid headphones/earphones .....

£8 I paid for them and they wouldn't come out their packet ...and I need them now as I'm going to the shops and like listening to my mp3 on the journey

So I tried to open them......they wouldn't open so had to bring scissors in.......I have now cut right through them trying to open them.

I have four parts.......two headphones attached to nothing....and two wires attached to nothing !!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking headphones.

Do you think I could return them to asda and say they came like this and are broken

I did that once, while trying to open one of those heavy duty plastic packages from hell with a knife, I cut the item inside while trying to open the package, I don't think you can return something you damaged.
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 17:19 #4

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thank you Rick and Real American.......

I took them back (because i was going to the shop) and said .........I bought these headphones.....look at them they are not attached to anything.

They gave me two new pairs of headphones as an apology for faulty goods. I will pay the good gesture forward as I believe in Karma and don't want something for nothing
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 17:20 #5

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That plastic packaging is a nightmare...trying to open it without damaging the item is a skill :chuckle: 9 out of 10 times you end up pulling so hard trying to prise the plastic apart that the item nearly goes flying.
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 17:28 #6

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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 18:40 #7

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The whole thread made me laugh. Every Christmas morning in our house is spent dissecting new toys & amputating limbs, trying to help the kids get into their presents. I think some of them are superglued to the packaging. :D
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 18:43 #8

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oh Gilly ...........christmas morning with toys is like being in a war
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 19:08 #9

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dawnbreak wrote:
....I have now cut right through them trying to open them.

I have four parts.......two headphones attached to nothing....and two wires attached to nothing !!!!!!!!

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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 19:26 #10

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Gilly wrote:
The whole thread made me laugh. Every Christmas morning in our house is spent dissecting new toys & amputating limbs, trying to help the kids get into their presents. I think some of them are superglued to the packaging. :D

My friends parents did not even wrap presents... :chuckle:

They just left the toys under the tree unwrapped.
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 20:18 #11

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:O

This brought back memories of my having to buy my daughter the latest "Barbie Princess" every Christmas.... impenetrable plastic packaging; everything (including ALL the tiny accessories) pinioned in with wired tabs; sellotape on top of all the security measures; superglue on the sellotape....

OMG, this has brought on my Packaging PTSD....

:O
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 29 Sep 2012 20:33 #12

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:O Dawn, you have to outsmart the packaging... Cut top, rip open like cavewoman :D
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 30 Sep 2012 12:12 #13

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strip half an inch of the plastic coating and twist the wires together, then get some strong tape and wrap it round
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 30 Sep 2012 13:23 #14

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OMG, I can sooo relate to this! IMHO, most packaging these days is completely OTT. Having said that, I buy quite a bit of stuff off eBay, and have often had problems with things not being packaged well enough. I once bought 2 pairs of woolly tights which arrived tightly wrapped in polythene which needed to be attacked with scissors. Unfortunately, the tights had no other packaging around them and I ended up damaging them with said scissors! :aargh:

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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 02 Oct 2012 03:58 #15

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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 03 Oct 2012 17:15 #16

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martg wrote:
strip half an inch of the plastic coating and twist the wires together, then get some strong tape and wrap it round

Some of that wire is very thin Mart, you would have to be careful stripping that, but, yes, you have the right solution. :thumbup:
It's not just you Dawn, that packaging is a nightmare.

Did you get any earphones with your phone? sometimes they can be used depending on the fitting.
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 03 Oct 2012 17:22 #17

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cantata wrote:
:O

This brought back memories of my having to buy my daughter the latest "Barbie Princess" every Christmas.... impenetrable plastic packaging; everything (including ALL the tiny accessories) pinioned in with wired tabs; sellotape on top of all the security measures; superglue on the sellotape....

OMG, this has brought on my Packaging PTSD....

:O

It's no better when you have to deal with boys toys, cars in particular, they fix them to the boxes with plastic plates with screws in as well as plastic twisted ties, when my son had one of these I was like wtf? I got to a stage where I nearly said 'oh just stick it in your bedroom on your drawers and use it as an ornament'. :D
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 03 Oct 2012 20:11 #18

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dawnbreak wrote:

I have four parts.......two headphones attached to nothing....and two wires attached to nothing !!!!!!!!

Stupid fucking headphones.

:D
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Well done for getting an exchange though.
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Re: arsewiping stupid cunty bollckyheadphones 04 Oct 2012 11:46 #19

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Two for the price of one.

Did she tell them she cut the wires? :D
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