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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 02:55 #41

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where do babies come from???
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 03:01 #42

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batou wrote:
where do babies come from???

Starts here (scroll through the pages)
Ends in some variation of this
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
and I have no problem with going out the same way :twisted:
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 03:06 #43

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she just pooped that little guy out
my limbless friend will die alone
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 03:09 #44

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Yeah :coffee: that is typically how it happens... unless 1) you have a medical reason to have your stomach cut open and the baby taken out or 2) you have an OBGYN who doesn't know how to wait until baby is ready and bullies you into having your stomach cut open to take the baby out.

As a side not, I am impressed you actually made it passed the first link and 2 seconds into the second.
AND it's not "pooped" it's "popped"
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
and I have no problem with going out the same way :twisted:
Last Edit: 10 Oct 2012 03:09 by StarsChildren.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 07:23 #45

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StarsChildren wrote:

WTF has Lesley gone by the way? :conf: Why I am left in this place with men, she can handle you all better and where the fuck is Sketti when a girl needs her...it, I know, can whip ya'll into shape.

It was my bed time and it's a school night. :chuckle:
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 08:12 #46

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StarsChildren wrote:
Yes, actually, it is scary.

And Frogs not even here.
Y11
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 08:33 #47

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I'm browsing through this thread and I must say I am shocked to read that you guys enjoy web-cam chats in various states of undress or wearing kinky outfits. You should be ashamed!

So, where can I buy a cheap web-cam & elephant trunk undies? Should I shave my chest and wear my nipple chains in order to take part?
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 08:40 #48

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I haven't got a webcam either hugo.

As for attire, may I suggest this...

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This...

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Or maybe this...

Mfssj QT3 HFpivupVtqM7w
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 08:47 #49

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I think the last picture is that Ant-terrorist bloke who did the Youtube videos btw.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 09:01 #50

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Crikey! I'd be a bit concerned about catching a cold wearing those. :O A pair of gloves and a bobble hat would complete the look and maybe afford a bit more protection from those frosty nights.

Thanks for taking the time to look them up and post them. I mean, it's not as if you had those images already is it? :)
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 09:02 #51

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
I think the last picture is that Ant-terrorist bloke who did the Youtube videos btw.

Thankfully he writes better than he dresses.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 17:12 #52

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I went out of my way just for you hugo.: emb: They would be ok to wear at home with the heating cranked up. If you did want to go out, the bobble hat and gloves sound like a very sensible idea. You might need a scarf too. :chuckle:

I didn't know he writes too, thought he just made those Youtube videos.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 18:31 #53

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
I went out of my way just for you hugo.: emb: They would be ok to wear at home with the heating cranked up. If you did want to go out, the bobble hat and gloves sound like a very sensible idea. You might need a scarf too. :chuckle:

I didn't know he writes too, thought he just made those Youtube videos.

Thanks for going through what must have been a terrible ordeal looking for those pics. ;)

I think you can get the Anti-Terrorist Handbook pdf from his website. Failing that I'm sure all good book retailers stock it.
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 21:48 #54

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I can find you some more pictures if you like. ;) :chuckle:
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 10 Oct 2012 22:18 #55

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a lite bird tells me that despite having a time out from contributing to forums, abs still lurks about in his stealth pants.

ergo, yes posting more pics would be wicked lesley :)
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 11 Oct 2012 00:03 #56

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how do everyone :)
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 11 Oct 2012 00:05 #57

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LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
I haven't got a webcam either hugo.

Mfssj QT3 HFpivupVtqM7w


when i was at a house party i got one of the balloons and smelled it and started to talk to a few people and wasnt sure what was going to come out of my mouth until i said to them about the balloon, "smell, this", waited until they had a smell then told them it smells just like my gimp suit haha. most said eurgh then walked off


i havent got a gimp suit
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 11 Oct 2012 00:06 #58

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Screw how we're going, what are you holding in that picture? Heineken?
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 11 Oct 2012 00:12 #59

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StarsChildren wrote:
Screw how we're going, what are you holding in that picture? Heineken?


i cant remember, it was in magaluf 2 years ago. looks like it was though
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Re: Oi you dirty lurkers - guests show yourselves! 11 Oct 2012 00:15 #60

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Hm... was hoping it was from like last night and you still have the keg ready to go... never mind *waves Bob off like a pesky fly* you can go back to lurking lol
I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone elses blood
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