Thanks Jane. Really only came back as me and stars are on a bit of a 'recruitment' drive.

Look into the rainbow, not around the rainbow. 3, 2, 1, you're under!

I have been keeping a beady eye on you all from a distance, and I have to say on the whole, I'm not impressed. So, I have returned to inject some much needed innuendo and nonsense back into the place.

And before anyone even suggests such, my decision to return has nothing to do with being on probation and having access to a computer again. So there.

OMG!!!! ABS.

Abs... I've taken the past few hours to line up all the forum men for you...

And set up the balloons...

And last but not least...your cake...


Have a good party!

I think Abs would prefer the cake I dished up in the PMT thread.

Now taking bets on if Abs curiousity will get the better of him and he'll be unable to resist plunging into all that talk of blood flow and stomach cramps just for a bit of cock cake.

He might, but then again he might just prefer something lopsided

And that thread could have gotten worse, we could have talked about labor pains, the way the vagina stretched out during birth, and those of us who have pictures and/or video of the event could have posted it for educational purposes.

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Damn you, you sexy, sexy bastard!!! *creeps off into PMT thread*

And stars...thank you dahlink. My, all this meat and no potatoes?

Well, if you look around the meat, you'll find the tatters...

now that abs is back i think its best that we put a lock on the freezer. anything could happen if he had unfettered access....