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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 05 Nov 2012 21:57 #21

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hugorune wrote:
Technical problem?

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?
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We should try that on MrsGood's head. :chuckle:
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 05 Nov 2012 22:00 #22

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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 05 Nov 2012 22:18 #23

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MrsGood wrote:
Shut it :spank:

But, but, but.............ok

:umm: failed my moderator test......again.
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 07:58 #24

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jhado wrote:
hugorune wrote:
Technical problem?

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?
JonPertwee

We should try that on MrsGood's head. :chuckle:

I thought that's what he was doing. Probably fitting her shill chip. :D
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 08:09 #25

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hugorune wrote:
jhado wrote:
hugorune wrote:
Technical problem?

Have you tried reversing the polarity of the neutron flow?
JonPertwee

We should try that on MrsGood's head. :chuckle:

I thought that's what he was doing. Probably fitting her shill chip. :D
I'm happy to report it works a dream :thumbup:
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 10:15 #26

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i love a bit of modding so will gladly put myself forward.
i think if we sort out the breathing, up the boost and hook the ecu up to vagcom for.some block reading, we should be able to design a custom map.
the best option though, having been converted, is to ditch the motor all together and fit a turbo diesel. we can then wind up the boost to silly levels and run the place on old sket fat.
there may be a slight stink but this will be the cheapest to run and fastest accelerating forum since black cloud ran his knitting forum on a modded flux capacitor.
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 11:56 #27

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dubmeup wrote:
i love a bit of modding so will gladly put myself forward.
i think if we sort out the breathing, up the boost and hook the ecu up to vagcom for.some block reading, we should be able to design a custom map.
the best option though, having been converted, is to ditch the motor all together and fit a turbo diesel. we can then wind up the boost to silly levels and run the place on old sket fat.
there may be a slight stink but this will be the cheapest to run and fastest accelerating forum since black cloud ran his knitting forum on a modded flux capacitor.

:chuckle:

Sound thinking there.
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 12:28 #28

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i can use a screwdriver
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 12:31 #29

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batou wrote:
i can use a screwdriver

I'm not sure they need anyone stabbed though, Bats. :umm:
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 12:40 #30

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good point gilly. its too squirty. we can make it look like an accident, that requires some technical expertise.

get back to work you
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 12:41 #31

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I'm skiving. :P

FFS, is it not 5pm yet!
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 12:46 #32

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how many times have you won solitaire since you been back?
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 06 Nov 2012 18:33 #33

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The only reason I was at a loose end for about 10 seconds, was because my illustrious leader had sent a long list of, "Do this, do that and do the other," to somebody else instead of me by mistake.

He quickly realised his error, on receiving an email from the other Gillian, telling him to do it his f'king self.

It proper upset him. :killinme:

It's the only bit of fun I've had all week. The rest has been a blur of boredom, frustration, and a bit more boredom. Oh, except when a client sang 'Bohemian Rhapsody' to me over the phone. I think he was drunk.
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 07 Nov 2012 09:29 #34

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Can I be a mod?

I'll ban every fckr :chuckle:
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Re: Roll up, roll up.... calling all techys 07 Nov 2012 13:49 #35

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o_rourke wrote:
Can I be a mod?

I'll ban every fckr :chuckle:

There are no fckrs here, we weeded them out and whittled it down to a right bunch of cunts.
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