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TOPIC: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh!

Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 09:42 #21

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I never even got as far as finding out if his nuts are hard...despite all the promises...:coffee:
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 09:48 #22

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I won't be saying how close I got to his nuts :coffee:
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 15:08 #23

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He could even pop back as Madame Folette, she was a lovely wee wifey. :rose:
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 15:15 #24

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You were much appreciated here abs, would be great to see you back around
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 15:15 #25

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Fuck i was going to do a missing persons benefit song video which would go viral on da tube and flush the fekker out when the paparazzi and rude tube got interested but then i realised i left me leccy guitar about 100 miles away and the only guitar i have here is a beat up acoustic with 3 strings which will probably limit the harmonic content of the chord patterns in a really detrimental way that renders the song so shite that it would only get played on Heart FM and not even Abs listens to Heart FM so really my excellent plan has gone to shite in the time it takes to write a very long sentence.

I'm going over the hills to look for him...
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:04 #26

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Man up, abs, and get your nuts back here.

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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:08 #27

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Or do you not have what it takes? :coffee:
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:12 #28

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noseymutegirl wrote:
Man up, abs, and get your nuts back here.

1435 Huge Nuts Anmial

There's no hiding those nuts.
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:39 #29

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I beg to differ. :scotty:

Shall I left a nut for you?

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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:43 #30

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:chuckle:

That gaff needs a bit of a tidy up.
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:45 #31

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Mr. Wolf wrote:
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That gaff needs a bit of a tidy up Napalmed.
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 18:53 #32

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I just noticed Mr. Wolf said there is no hiding those nuts. I thought he said no hiding under them. Oh well.
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 20:32 #33

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noseymutegirl wrote:
I just noticed Mr. Wolf said there is no hiding those nuts. I thought he said no hiding under them. Oh well.
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Yes, I noticed you weren't making much sense, but thought it a symptom of Niburu pulling on your grey matter. :D

The men are more susceptible to it - it's been effecting them for a good few days now.
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 20:42 #34

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Gilly wrote:

The men are more susceptible to it - it's been effecting them for a good few days now.

Indeed.

I expect, by now, dubs looks something like this...

Peter Sara
the anorak hides the fact that sean is composed of 95% vaginas
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 20:57 #35

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:rofl: It's scary! :fresse:
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 21:18 #36

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psketti wrote:
Gilly wrote:

The men are more susceptible to it - it's been effecting them for a good few days now.

Indeed.

I expect, by now, dubs looks something like this...

Peter Sara

The SZ sex zombie needs a cardigan...
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 21:27 #37

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Piss off sket, I'd never wear brown
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 22:53 #38

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Time to peek under the other one:


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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 23:05 #39

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Kinell Abs, we've kind of knitted you a trans sex zombie, wtf else do you want from us?

That, to me, sounds like all your xmas' come at once!

(*insert Carry On 'snigger' Google pic that I can't be arsed (add another) searching for right now*)
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Re: Abs! You miserable old cunt, have a heart at christmas eh! 20 Dec 2012 23:14 #40

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oioioi wrote:
Kinell Abs, we've kind of knitted you a trans sex zombie, wtf else do you want from us?

That, to me, sounds like all your xmas' come at once!

(*insert Carry On 'chortle' Google pic that I can't be arsed (add another) searching for right now*)

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