The economic environment of _____ faces a very real, and very grave threat. Estimates suggest the possibility of the economic growth of the UK being drastically slowed, perhaps inhibited completely over the next few years by the conservation of, and sentimental attachment to the natural wildlife in our locality...Green fields encroach from all sides!

It is inconceivable that Anglo-American Corporate and Financial interests retain economic superiority over regions like Africa, Near and Far East Asia, by allowing environmental fearmongering to influence us, by allowing the natural balance of our regional ecosystem to outweigh the profitability of said ecosystem's wholesale exploitation, we are placing unnecessary constraints on Growth and the development of American and British corporate profits, by calling for emerging economies to curb carbon emissions, we are inhibiting the ability of Western Multinationals to exploit cheap global labour markets.

Environmentalism in politics does nothing but impede our Economic progress, the Financial and economic growth of British and American Business is perpetually limited by the abundance of Greenfield sites in _______; the sprawling meadows, protected woodlands and famous rolling hills, continually limit the profits of property developers, land lords, industrial agriculture, supermarkets, etc not to mention inhibit the development of our airports, roads, high speed railways and office space required to secure our future austerity.

The ever increasing sway of the Environmental lobby in the UK, the scientists seemingly opposed to the growth of UK Industry, critics of BP, Shell, Exxon, Industrial agriculture, Monsanto and Fracking, all cast a dark cloud over our dream of a well oiled, shale powered, GM fed, prosperous and efficient economic future.

With countries like China making such large inroads in the war against nature, such large advances in the amount of air being displaced by smog, lawful exploitation of rivers, lakes and underground water stores, enabling disposal of industrial waste without costly, sewage treatment facilities, we in the UK need to act now to remain competitive and follow China's excellent example.

Considering we are only a small Island, there is still an obscene and economically deleterious amount of outstanding natural beauty here, standing like a roadblock, an overgrown forest obstructing our path to a competitive, financially viable "Global" UK.

The current abundance of areas of outstanding natural beauty and concern for the environment, is highly detrimental to our vision for an economically viable future, so we hope you will join with us and do what little you can to uproot nature from our productive and potentially lucrative part of the world, and help pave the way for our economic recovery.

Hi critique it for me please.

It's from my pen

Hi Gilly, i've got a few different one's so they'll all probably go into a subversive newsletter/magazine at some point with some artwork and surveys etc.

Tough on Poverty, Tough on the Causes of Poverty

Our Glorious Leader, PM David Cameron, has vowed to tackle the tough economic situation by being; “tough on Poverty; tough on the Causes of Poverty”, we applaud these words, but what exactly do they mean?
As any competent (private) health professional will tell you, “it's no use treating the symptoms, without addressing the root cause” of a disease.
In our case; poverty, the huge trade deficit, unemployment, and stagnant economic growth are among the serious symptoms manifest in our “body politic”.
We could throw money at these problems, invest in developing infrastructure, introduce progressive taxes on inflated salaries, but these would be mere stop gaps prolonging the inevitable suffering of our economy and avoiding the ever-present cause of poverty, plus why should hard working businessmen or entrepreneurs pay for the poor?

No, first we must address the root of the problem, the main cause that has given rise to and sustained poverty, swallowed the profits of the merchant classes and plagued every country over the course of history.
The fundamental cause, the aggravating factor in this poverty I speak of, the root of our economic difficulty, the cause of recession and all the shortcomings of the free market is, POOR PEOPLE!

Improving on the Past
Various responses to this problem have been developed over the years, from ancient China, India and the Near East we have perhaps the oldest traditions of dealing with poor people, primitive abandoned cultures where it seems the poor were glorified and personal wealth shunned. In the Judeo-Christian tradition we have the prominent concepts of Charity, likewise in the Islamic tradition emphasis is given to feeding the poor an endless stream of handouts.

“The Poor are Always With You”, said a zealous and charitably minded young Jew, we seek to improve on that, we are far more optimistic!
We can eradicate the Poor completely!

Modern Enlightenment
Our own forebears in Medieval and post-Feudal England had the fantastic idea of putting the poor to work, attempting to instil a proportion of pride in their existence, for they knew well that: “the Devil makes work for Idle hands”.
In the early 17th century the Workhouse was instituted to provide an alternative to lingering in poverty, begging for alms, thieving, prostitution and general mendicancy so prevalent in Europe at that time, the policy to isolate and confine those who could not or would not produce whether through degeneracy or deformity, saved the European economy from complete disaster at the time, and "normality" in terms of economic productivity attempted to reconstitute itself, minus much of the Poor's negative influence.

The 18th century brought greater advance still for the prosperity of England, between 1782 and 1794 Liverpool's workhouse accommodated 900–1200 indigent men, women and children.
“These workhouses were established, and mainly conducted, with a view to deriving profit from the labour of the residents.... The workhouse was in truth at that time a kind of manufactory, carried on at the risk and cost of the poor”. 1854 George Nicholls

With the “New Poor Law 1834” and “Outdoor Relief Prohibitory Order 1844”, reformatory, character building workhouses became compulsory for able bodied idlers, unfortunately it was still very costly to house so many poor and outdoor relief remained, now we can go further!

In the late 19th century Arnold White a great British Statesman, who's expertise would be welcome in the current political climate – argued that only one in five jobless Britons were ‘genuinely unemployed’. Another 40 per cent were simply ‘feckless and incapable’, while the remaining 40 per cent were wholly degenerate.

With the decline in living standards ongoing surely it won't be long until we realise a radical approach to poverty is required, we cannot fail where our forefathers have failed before, lessons should be taken from the Continental approach to poverty circa 1940 and a solution found by Ian Duncan Smith to eradicate the Poor's nefarious influence on the economy forever.