i've had sex with over 1000 women in my lifetime, all of them stunner's which give me an ego boost and make me feel special. But i use them and dont engage in loving practises. I'm known as a heart breaker round my council estate leaving many a broken heart on my destruction through bedrooms through the north west. One time outside a night club i tapped off with a hot fat flabby joke of a woman and being so eager to use her to fulfil my sexual urges i just had sex with her against a dumpster and didn't bother to take her tights off just rammed it in, after giving her beans i ran away from her disgusted with myself but I'd get my just deserts as five minutes up the road i'd get lynched by drunken queers , Men who wear them gay shirts and shit flicker Peter Suitcliffe shoes(Brown brogues).

They beat me senseless knocking out a tooth which ment the chances of me pulling have been altered. Anyway....

Also I'm addicted to legal highs from the local Dr Herman's in town, I can't stop fiendin for these chemicals mainly because i'm on anti-psych meds for my schizophrenia and i just can't relief myself sexually as the dopamine has been antagonised making me need something of labotory strength. Benzo furys and Nrg-3 are the shit but i'm losing my self respect where i can'r be bothered even washing my never regions making me more of a ugly wannabe.

A thousand girls i've had cos i'm Rod Romance... help please

jhado wrote:

Hey Rod first share your secrets for seducing the fairer sex plz.

Mike wrote:
There is no secret Mike, you've either got it or you haven't.

Joking, just concentrate on yourself. and it will all come.

Ho'oponopono

jhado wrote:
I was addicted to sex and illegal highs, it was fucking awesome .

Still am , and it still is

I was just like you OP, but then I woke up from the dream and realized I was the same lonely nerd and went to work like always alone and bored, but I brought donuts for brownie points and friendly looks

Are you flint islands long lost brother or something? lol!!

Seriously,...everyones addicted to sex nothing new there at all, except married women ofc they go off it for some reason.

andyh wrote: There's no sense in continuing to put bait in a sprung trap.

feather wrote:
Bah, I was hoping for some takers there

lulz :p

Tokers, we have in abundance, takers, not so much.

andyh wrote:
The married women I know might disagree.

hugorune wrote:
Alright, wrong words to use there, slight alteration necessary :p

Rod the Romantic wrote:
Got a problem with the gay community do you?

psketti wrote:
yes i do i dont beleive men should engage in banging the arses off each other.what about the japs eye and all the shit wouldnt it be like sticking a cotton bud in a earhole.i love stunners with big jugs and fake hair

as a child i was mesmerised by my moms big breasts,im sure she used to tease me by putting me in the garden with a batteryless major morgan whilst she proceded to smoke a cigarette and push her boobies out arched against a brickwall.sent my head west ,i wanted it.

turns out she was just using me to turn her on so my father could give it beans ,his bad breathe turned it off so she used me as a decoy.

good times especially 3 in the bath with my sisters.isnt childhood strange and perverted.

rod romance

Rod the Romantic wrote:
So you're a homophobic cunt then?

hugorune wrote:
It would appear so.

He's also a gone cunt.

i find the whole gay agenda backward.im allowed to think this.

its obvious they been manufactured via the pregnacy pill dianette going back in the water from the woman.

i met a gay guy when we doing some music production, i said pass us them gay vinyls their martin

he goes "Are these gay enough for you" i knew then he was a poofta ...turns out many weeks after he texted me and said he love my company and wanted to take it further, in disgust i deleted his history from my laptop and stop future colabos.they seem sneaker am sure they are all nice men but take him with a pinch of salt because in essence all they are women with a penis ,the perfect female cured from penis envy

I can understand the big jugs thing, but I've always preferred women with real hair, personally.

Rod the Romantic wrote:

Beats being you though eh.

Rod the Romantic wrote:
I've seen that word used here a few times in the last week or so.

Are we in sock heaven again?