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The last supper 10 May 2013 13:41 #21

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Pig out, move on to the next phase of existence, I say. :D

But what if i want to come back and be famous.

Whole buildings made in my honour so people come and worship me, kiss images of me even.

I will ban all life size crosses also, and nails will be illegal. Especially in Italy. I plan on sticking around the next time.

My birthday will be a celebration where people eat a lot of factory farmed animals and exchange large amounts of cheap chinese made goods made with peasant labour.

There shall also be holidays worshipping my return. I shall call it novster.

And no, its not sun worship. Anyone who says that is the devil.

Especially if they are called Zeitgeist. Zeitgeist is the devil.
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The last supper 10 May 2013 13:49 #22

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If it's the last meal, it needs to be huge and home made, so that you could try to kill yourself with gluttony, which is nicer than lethal injection for eg.

Appetiser: King prawns in tempura batter with sweet chilli dip.

Starter: Tagliatelle carbonara.

Soup: Tomato & basil served with warm cheese scones.

Fish: Poached salmon fillet with hollandaise sauce.

Palate cleanser: Champagne sorbet, decorated with physalis.

Main course: Beef bourguinon with creamy mashed potates, purple sprouting broccoli, baby carrots & buttered runner beans.

Desert: Tropical fruit pavlova with butterscotch sauce.

Cheese & biscuits.

Coffee, liqueurs & chocolate mints.

That'll do for the time being. :)

Theres not going to be any worrying about who's doing the washing up at least!! Always a worry when a large spread is cooked up here at kaiser towers.

I would just have a packet of coop's premium brand double choclate chip cookies and a large glass of proper cane sugar coke to buzz on, let the sugar rush begin!!
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The last supper 10 May 2013 14:27 #23

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I would just have a packet of coop's premium brand double choclate chip cookies and a large glass of proper cane sugar coke to buzz on, let the sugar rush begin!!

I could go for the diet coke, since we are all going to die, and it has the word die in it.

Plus when those smart arse worms eat my corpse, the aspertame will then kill them.

suckers.
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:09 #24

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Gilly wrote:
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Cathar can't afford me.

Dont be daft, he has a nice bomb shelter with extra space available to sweeten the deal.

I hear he sells them actually, for a living.

But what's the none-financial cost? It's not worth it! Pig out, and move on to the next phase of existence, I say. :D

And it could be a long journey, best not chance it on an empty stomach.
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:13 #25

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Perhaps a spicy curry pot noodle with three slices of warburtons toastie, washed down with a milky cup of tea with two sugars, and a couple of fruit clubs to go with the tea :chuckle:
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A triple fried egg sandwich, a packet of Frazzles & a carton of Um-Bongo to wash it down. Maybe a satsuma, 5-a-day and all that.

[edit]And one of Irre's club bars as well please.
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:24 #27

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novum wrote:
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I would just have a packet of coop's premium brand double choclate chip cookies and a large glass of proper cane sugar coke to buzz on, let the sugar rush begin!!

I could go for the diet coke, since we are all going to die, and it has the word die in it.

Plus when those smart arse worms eat my corpse, the aspertame will then kill them.

suckers.

Oh dear look leeches suck, worms chew!! :rofl:
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:31 #28

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Gilly wrote:
novum wrote:
Gilly wrote:
Cathar can't afford me.

Dont be daft, he has a nice bomb shelter with extra space available to sweeten the deal.

I hear he sells them actually, for a living.

But what's the none-financial cost? It's not worth it! Pig out, and move on to the next phase of existence, I say. :D

Send the Bill to the Vatican. :D
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:33 #29

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hugorune wrote:
A triple fried egg sandwich, a packet of Frazzles & a carton of Um-Bongo to wash it down. Maybe a satsuma, 5-a-day and all that.

[edit]And one of Irre's club bars as well please.

A triple fried egg, chili, chutney sandwich like the one out of Red Dwarf that Lister recommends to Rimmer :D "It feels like I'm having a baby!"..."it's like a cross between food and bowel surgery" A.J.Rimmer :chuckle:

Aye I'd lash you a club bar, not sure I could eat a whole packet :D
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The last supper 10 May 2013 15:43 #30

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irrepressible wrote:
hugorune wrote:
A triple fried egg sandwich, a packet of Frazzles & a carton of Um-Bongo to wash it down. Maybe a satsuma, 5-a-day and all that.

[edit]And one of Irre's club bars as well please.

A triple fried egg, chili, chutney sandwich like the one out of Red Dwarf that Lister recommends to Rimmer :D "It feels like I'm having a baby!"..."it's like a cross between food and bowel surgery" A.J.Rimmer :chuckle:

Aye I'd lash you a club bar, not sure I could eat a whole packet :D

I knew someone would get the Dwarf reference. :thumbup:

I think you get 6 clubs in a packet. You used to back in the old days. :oldfart:
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The last supper 10 May 2013 16:29 #31

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hugorune wrote:
I think you get 6 clubs in a packet. You used to back in the old days. :oldfart:
6 clubs?
We used t'it dream oh 6 clubs ............

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The last supper 10 May 2013 16:46 #32

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Liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...
The mixture of “red-white fluid” thus created, that is, of the male and female seed, is scooped out of the sexual organs of the wisdom consort with a finger or a small ivory spoon and collected in a vessel. The master then summons the pupil, or instructs him to remove his blindfold. He now takes some of the “holy substance” with his finger once more and moistens the tongue of the adept with it whilst speaking the words, “This is your sacrament, dear one, as taught by all Buddhas ... “ — and the pupil answers blissfully, “Today my birth has become fruitful. Today my life is fruitful. Today I have been born into the Buddha-Family. Now I am a son of the Buddhas.”

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The last supper 10 May 2013 16:49 #33

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The last supper 10 May 2013 17:20 #35

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Mike wrote:
This place is like a virtual old person's home.
Pardon?
You've got your own Persil phone? That's nice deary.
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The last supper 10 May 2013 18:48 #36

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We got a burger king in town but it's been a long time since I had a whopper, do you like the char boiled taste?
Ab?
dat you m8? :think:


I don't understand your reply :conf: I DID SPELL BROILED WRONG, so jump on me for that and make fun you pricks
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The last supper 10 May 2013 18:59 #37

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Baron Mandrake wrote:
feather wrote:
Baron Mandrake wrote:
We got a burger king in town but it's been a long time since I had a whopper, do you like the char boiled taste?
Ab?
dat you m8? :think:


I don't understand your reply :conf: I DID SPELL BROILED WRONG, so jump on me for that and make fun you pricks
Calm down dude.

"A whopper" could be a large prick.
Ab is openly gay.

Now try the maths and see if you can get the correct answer. :roll:
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The last supper 10 May 2013 19:05 #38

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feather wrote:
Baron Mandrake wrote:
feather wrote:
Baron Mandrake wrote:
We got a burger king in town but it's been a long time since I had a whopper, do you like the char boiled taste?
Ab?
dat you m8? :think:


I don't understand your reply :conf: I DID SPELL BROILED WRONG, so jump on me for that and make fun you pricks
Calm down dude.

"A whopper" could be a large prick.
Ab is openly gay.

Now try the maths and see if you can get the correct answer. :roll:


I apologize I didn't know that term
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The last supper 10 May 2013 19:10 #39

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So when people say Burger King home of the whopper some people think of a big dick? lolololol
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Baron Mandrake wrote:
So when people say Burger King home of the whopper some people think of a big dick? lolololol
whopper [ˈwɒpə]
n Informal
1. anything uncommonly large of its kind
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