This is probably off topic but,,, I'm a drunk rather than a stoner. I've found over the years that you can't mix both. My ex wife was a stoner. My other half now, is a drinker.

EDIT: We (me and the ex) actually still get on. But I don't do blow anymore. She might still do as she remarried an ex heroin addict,,, fuck that, but up to them (whatever)...,,

But as the subject says the wonderful thing about drinking (or getting stoned), well the answer is..

When you are young, it helps you to chat up members of the opposite sex (and maybe have sex). When you are older it helps you to forget that you can't pull (and therefore not have sex) anymore..

As I said earlier, the wonderful thing about drinking is that you don't repeat yourself..



As I said earlier, the wonderful thing about drinking is that you don't repeat yourself...

*Doesn't even remember starting thread*

Ab Origine wrote:
Yes, you're just a fraction less sexy this morning, Abs.

Gilly wrote:
Nonsense. I want myself even more than I did last night...and I shall have my way. Mwahahahahahahahah!

Sorry about ditching you in chat, too. What can I tell you? I'm a slut. Hope you had fun.

Ab Origine wrote:
Nonsense. I want myself even more than I did last night...and I shall have my way. Mwahahahahahahahah!

Sorry about ditching you in chat, too. What can I tell you? I'm a slut. Hope you had fun. [/quote]

I'd just removed my clothes too! (Well some of them - only for comfort's sake).

It's OK - I was hanging out with my son and he makes me laugh a lot.

I actually got my bits out on cam at about 4am.



S'ok...there was nobody there but me. Hopefully.

Damn - missed it!

Ab Origine wrote:

No you didn't

I did you know...

I distinctly remember as my shorts were under my desk this morning.

If not here, then where?

Ab Origine wrote:


Maybe it was your shadey neighbour seeing as he can slip into your house when he feels like it without you kicking his arse

This quite possibly is a downside to getting drunk/stoned. I know I had fun whatever I did but I'm fucked if I can remember any of it.

Maybe there are some members of a backyard chicken-keepers forum somewhere who are now utterly traumatised.

Gilly wrote:
Serves them right for keeping chickens. Wankers.

I would keep chickens if th'usband didn't veto it. I think there's something nice & peaceful about them, as well as their supplying you with eggs & compost, and eating your slugs. I long to have chickens. Plan to swap t'other half for a couple some time.

Apologies for the embarrassing posts last night. I was drunk.. Can't remember going to bed!

vizier wrote:
Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!!


Nah, you were fine