Perfect. You can go in my front garden, rather than out back. That way, all the neighbours will be jealous, thinking I have a faun.

Just need a volunteer unicorn now.

Hahhahah... you fucking wished

Went to the beach in Formby today it was very nice. Bit of scum around the waters edge though. So I told the Scouse bastards to fuck off!

Gilly wrote:
Now gilly, as much as I respect and have confidence in your ability to work with mummy nature to defend your clan come the pocalips, I fear you may be slightly lagging behind my own research and experience here.

Tiz true that the low slung ones you mention can give a nasty nip. The effect on a finger is quite uncomfortable for a few days.
It really can go no further than that though. If there be zombie rabbits then ok, a ferret may be an ally but I'm more concerned about the previously humans. For them fuckers you'll need at the very least, attack hornets...

Was enjoying the sun yesterday as well at Sale Water Park. (I've managed to borrow a car for a bit so getting out & about!)
On the water park I saw a guy levitating on a board supported by water jets. It was attached somehow to a jetski. This powerful jet thing was propelling the guy a good few metres in the air it looked fucking mad like some new wave Silver Surfer of Sale. Anybody else seen these new fangled devices? Of course as soon as I tried to take a photo they ended doing it!

knobmeup wrote:
A ferret up the trouser leg can wreak much havoc. You're right though. If the zombies wear snug fitting trousers, there's not much scope for effective attack.

My dogs would only really come in handy for getting in the way & tripping them up a bit.

I might have to rely on my hostile, vicious children to scare the bejesus out of them when the time comes.

Space Bandit wrote:
I looked on Youtube for someone performing this spectacle you describe, and even though the search was unsuccessful, I thought this clip looked good fun...

Ab Origine wrote:
You took my photo,cheeky sod

I've been scouting this evening and have found numerous likely adder basking spots. It was sundown though so no adders. What I need is a day off so that I can be there when they come out for the morning warm up.

Strangely, ms knob is now vehemently protesting at this idea too! As if vetoing attack pigs and sheep weren't bad enough! its like she WANTS to be zombie fodder or summat

knobmeup wrote:

Well at least now, you know you have the option of a head start.

That silver tongued lotharia David Shitmullet won't have to worry about global warming when he's a big shot TV executive riding in his very own fossil fuel powered Limo: