-Dan Millman

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

feather wrote:
I may very well have this tattooed on my arse.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
Yep, I threw some Lovecraft in there.

Night_Gaunt wrote: He'll never get all that on his arse Gaunty!

Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man.

Shakey.

(Not that I live by it myself )

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.

-Craig Volk

Oscar Wilde

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MAD MAGAZINE SAYINGS

mikey mikey wrote:
Amen to that.

A hypocrite is one who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing

ÓSCAR WILDE

"To be is to do"-Socrates

"To do is to be"-Sartre

"Do Be Do Be Do"-Sinatra

"Scooby Dooby Do"-Scooby Do

"Yaba Daba Doo!"-Fred Flintstone

'Any cock'll do' - Abs Anon

Da do do do da da da da - The Police

Doobedood'ndoobe, Doobedood'ndoobe, Doobedood'ndoo - Diana Ross

hugorune wrote:
Fuckin' sauce...

“Wake up! If you knew for certain you had a terminal illness--if you had little time left to live--you would waste precious little of it! Well, I'm telling you...you do have a terminal illness: It's called birth. You don't have more than a few years left. No one does! So be happy now, without reason--or you will never be at all.”

-Dan Millman

If they put the hands up to surrender..shoot them
If theyd dont surrender... shoot them
If they are not locals, chuck them down the well, check the teeth first

SOPs Bosnia 1992

if they shoot their hands at you surrender