If you could have one wish granted, what would you wish for?

But, hey, there need to be some rules here. So...

(a) you're not allowed to wish for world peace, as it's self-evident that everyone decent would want this;
(b) you're not allowed to wish for some sort of grotesque wealth, such as a lottery win;
(c) you're not allowed to wish for anything sexual, you must procure intercourse via your own looks and / or charm, or failing that paying for it.

You can, though, wish for things that are actually impossible.

I wish I could stop and start time instantly.

How many can we have?

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

psketti wrote: Well, the clue's in the title, but you can break the rules as you will do anyway! Besides which, it'd be more enjoyable if people can pick loads.

Space Bandit wrote:

He's gonna be having you for that one... won't be allowed

I wish for SZ Forum without Trolls. (You did say imposible wishes).

wake_up_bomb wrote:




Whooosh is where that went, right over me

Space Bandit wrote: If you can demonstrate that you can type an infinite amount of wishes then you can have them. And you're not allowed any monkeys or typewriters.

psketti wrote:
I've read the terms & conditions & rules of the wish & there is no stipulation.
I win.

That the monetary system is abandoned.
Just in itself that would pretty much cover almost everything else, the world might start making sense again.

Newcastle to win the Premiership..

That'll do

wake_up_bomb wrote:
hmmm. You'll have to add it into the clause section as a statute.

For now I'll just wish for happiness.
That's quite broad.... and there's a lot of things that make me unhappy so all that'll have to change.

Space Bandit wrote:

Actually, if you'd be so kindly arsed to look again you'll realise that I already won with my wish because it covers all aspects and eventualities regarding wishes forever and ever


I win

I wish psketti would stop cheating on these threads

psketti wrote:
If you're stopping time how can that be forever?

Space Bandit wrote:
I've got that down as 1-1

There are big things that I could wish for because obviously the world is a pretty screwed up place, and I’m tired of seeing all of the suffering and poverty and so forth. Andy’s already dealt with that.

There are things that I’d like for my own life, but I think I’m capable of achieving those if I really want to. I’ve never wanted any extravagant wealth or possessions.

I was thinking about this the other day, and the one thing that I’d really like that I can’t ever have is to go back in time to the point where I’d never seen the first ten seasons of the Simpsons and watch them again. There’s no way I can ever do that, and I know that no-one will ever produce anything ever again that I enjoy as much, including new episodes of the programme, and watching them over and over again (which I have) obviously isn’t the same as watching them for the first time, especially as I’ve virtually memorised the scripts. I suppose you could also wipe my memory of them and let me watch them again in the present day, as well.

I suppose I could time travel back to witness some historical events, but I’m not that interested. I've seen Back to the Future, it can all get a bit complicated.

So we're not allowed extravagant wealth, but on the back to the future theme, I want a book with all of the football scores for the next fifty years

mild_peril wrote: Is that wise for a Newcastle fan? At least you could be miserable in comfort, though.