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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:10 #21

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i have one of those space blankets. i saw all these homeless people using them and i thought if they can afford alien technology so can i.
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:12 #22

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Ab Origine wrote:
The Brotherhood of Barkcloth acknowledge your thinly veiled threats and are sewing your details onto 'the list' as I type. Rest assured, sir, you will have great difficulty purchasing soft furnishings anywhere in the world from this point on. We may not shout about it, but our grasp is far reaching as you are about to find out for yourself.

I just hope you can sew...n shit.
Soft furnishings? Soft bluddy furnishings?
Do I look like a baitch? (rhetorical)
I'm Scottish laddie, our idea of 'soft' furnishings is a nice bit of limestone for the bairns playroom walls.

I certainly can sew but I tend not to shit whilst doing so.
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:14 #23

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On my recent tour of the frozen northen wastes, I slept in many a bed with proper sheets and bedspreads. Blooming lovely too....


By Northern Wastes ...do you mean Scotland?

Lol, I would never slag Scotland off, if I was being serious. All of the lovely hotels I stayed in though had proper bedding......
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:14 #24

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@ feather...

Get orf my thread, heathen.

*Flounces off to find a mod that's not pissed or high*

*...realises the futility of that and gives up*
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:17 #25

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jhado wrote:
Have Abs and Feather been out on the lash together? :chuckle:
Feather has not lashed for many a solar cycle preferring the path of the totally tee.
Not to be confused with the path of the totally twee, which some others may follow.
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:18 #26

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It's actually time-saving too.

My mate, Everard, swears by them as in between clients, he just has to pop the sheets off. Try servicing your millionth happy customer with a duvet.

Eurgh... :barfonu:
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 21:46 #27

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[quote="Ab Origine" post=151426

Try servicing your millionth happy customer with a duvet.

[/quote]

I've had no complaints so far
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 22:37 #28

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dawnbreak wrote:
[quote="Ab Origine" post=151426

Try servicing your millionth happy customer with a duvet.

I've had no complaints so far[/quote]

:O
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Bedspread joy... 17 Oct 2013 22:52 #29

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Duvets every time. It may be illogical but bedspreads make it feel like you're in a hotel bed, that a million unspeakably vile, fungal footed, scabies ridden, skin-shedding , dribbley bladdered nose pickers have secreted bodily fluids in before you arrived. And they're faffy. Who wants faff!
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 18:56 #30

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Hitler and Stalin both preferred bedspreads. Says it all really.

Duvets rock!
Si me puede disparar los conejos, a continuación, puedo disparar fascistas
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 19:22 #31

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hugorune wrote:
Hitler and Stalin both preferred bedspreads. Says it all really.

Duvets rock!

Tony Blair, George Bush (all of them), David Cameron, and Ghengis Khan all preffered a duvet
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 19:24 #32

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Dunno what preffering is, but I'm sure Abs (or Gilly) will tell us.......
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 19:29 #33

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jhado wrote:
Dunno what preffering is, but I'm sure Abs (or Gilly) will tell us.......

Is it when you shake them from all four edges in an attempt to get equal distributed refluffingupness?
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 19:32 #34

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But how do they shake from all 4 edges at once?

It's magic I tell eee., girly stuff innit...

I like your new word refluffingupness

November :)
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:14 #35

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jhado wrote:
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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:20 #36

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oioioi wrote:
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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?


Rest assured, hairys all that fucker knows :coffee:
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:24 #37

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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?

Nah, mine goes all grey, and it itches.

Feel free yourself though eh.........
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:27 #38

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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?


Rest assured, hairys all that fucker knows :coffee:

Thanks for the reference shithead :yup:
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:28 #39

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jhado wrote:
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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?


Rest assured, hairys all that fucker knows :coffee:

Thanks for the reference shithead :yup:


Don't mention it :coffee:
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Bedspread joy... 18 Oct 2013 20:35 #40

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jhado wrote:
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November :)

Movember.

We going Greek facial hairy?

Nah, mine goes all grey, and it itches.

Feel free yourself though eh.........


Blokes a punk now!
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