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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 19:39 #1

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Any ideas?

I'm skint. My family are a bunch of cunts (and are also skint). I was thinking about picking my arse for a couple of hours, but I actually have the whole week to do that and don't want to peak too soon.

Cheers :thumbup:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 19:45 #2

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When is it?
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 19:46 #3

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Gilly wrote:
When is it?

Well, seeing as you asked...it's next Wednesday. :D
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 19:50 #4

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Right, there'll be something magical planned for next Wednesday.

I've no idea what - but something will spring to mind between now & then. ;)
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 19:50 #5

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Ab Origine wrote:
Any ideas?

Not at the moment... :coffee:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 20:08 #6

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Ab Origine wrote:
Any ideas?

nope. :dunno:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 20:17 #7

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You could be like me and forget :dunno:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 20:21 #8

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knobmeup wrote:
You could be like me and forget :dunno:
You forgot Ab's birthday!? :O

You disgust me! :mad:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 20:25 #9

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:coffee:
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 21:17 #10

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Sending you one of these for now... my rainbow bridge to you...
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Shit birthdays... 12 Dec 2013 21:22 #11

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Thanks all.

Have I told you lately that I love you?

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Shit birthdays... 13 Dec 2013 13:40 #12

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you should get yourself a collection of nosegay
1st i thought it was cocaine.
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Shit birthdays... 13 Dec 2013 13:41 #13

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AKA tussie-mussie
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Shit birthdays... 13 Dec 2013 15:29 #14

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So, next Wednesday we all sink a few beers, listen to some banging tunes and get slowly toasted. I've added it to my social diary and will begin work on my play list.

Maybe a dance-off? Not that I'm obsessed with dance'offs or anyfink. :umm:

Party games? Pin the tail on the bigot and musical bigot-punching are my faves.
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Shit birthdays... 17 Dec 2013 23:45 #15

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So, my sainted mother buys me a chocolate birthday cake.

After refusing to get up from her chair and get it, I bring it to her to cut, as per her orders. She proceeds to cut herself a slice, sneeze, sending the cake down onto the floor, then laughs as she eats her slice (not even hesitating to offer it to me, the one whose birthday it actually is).

She then gets arsey with me because I refuse to eat floor-cake.

Stoopid bitch. :coffee:
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 00:22 #16

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Sorry Abs but when I rule the world, she'll be executed for crimes against cake.
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 00:46 #17

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Happy Birthday matey

I got you a cake and arranged for a guard to make sure it stays intact. :umm:

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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 00:57 #18

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feather wrote:
Happy Birthday matey

I got you a cake and arranged for a guard to make sure it stays intact. :umm:

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You should have gone to specsavers mate... the party started ages ago next door :coffee:


*throws some cake at feather and leggsit*
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 06:44 #19

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Sneezed on floor cake?

Shock


That's just horrifying.
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Shit birthdays... 18 Dec 2013 09:19 #20

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Coolest Somewhere Over The Rainbow Cake 15 21335252


Just think what all those colourings will do to you! :silly:
Hope you have a grrrrreat one tiger! :kiss:
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