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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 10:08 #1

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'Claim jobseeker's allowance and plan holy war': Hate preacher pocketing £25,000 a year in benefits calls on fanatics to live off the state
  • Anjem Choudary called benefits 'Jihadseeker's allowance'
  • The extremist told followers they must hate democracy and freedom
  • Also listed bizarre sharia laws, including 'not riding cats and sheep

  • I used to live in a town where there was a large Pakistani population. Most of them looked as though they were working.


www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2279972...ICO=most_read_module
Last Edit: 18 Feb 2013 10:11 by LesleyPumpshaft.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 10:41 #2

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Sometimes I wonder if the Daily Fail sets out to troll it's readership for the lulz.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 10:57 #3

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jihadseekers allowance..LOOOLLL!!!
“Fascists are not human. A snake is more human.” - Hugo Chávez
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 10:57 #4

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feather wrote:
Sometimes I wonder if the Daily Fail sets out to troll it's readership for the lulz.

The readers are trolling themselves for lulz, just read the comments.

I must admit that I never even read the articles, just the headlines and the readers' comments. :chuckle:
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:09 #5

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andyh wrote:
jihadseekers allowance..LOOOLLL!!!

That's quite funny...I take back everything I've ever said about the Mail. :D

In all fairness though, they can't very well call it 'Job' seekers when there aren't any chuffing jobs, can they?
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:18 #6

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Ab Origine wrote:
andyh wrote:
jihadseekers allowance..LOOOLLL!!!

That's quite funny...I take back everything I've ever said about the Mail. :D

In all fairness though, they can't very well call it 'Job' seekers when there aren't any chuffing jobs, can they?

Tell me about it :)
The tories are still whining on about how that couple of people won their court case over a 'technicality'.

Sheesh...do they realise slave labour and the f*cking workhouses were done away with a long time ago?
If they had their way we'd all be slaving for corporations for free and paying tax in blood.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:22 #7

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S'OK...it will be 'Universal Credit' soon, so that's sorted.

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"So...what's your fucking problem, you spotty oik? Bring me my milk".
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:23 #8

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If we didn't have the Daily Mail where would we get our 2 mins of hate from? :)
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:28 #9

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Just think of all those grumpy daily mail readers viewing this article,faces contorted with an all consuming anger.LOL


Garg
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 13:51 #10

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hugorune wrote:
If we didn't have the Daily Mail where would we get our 2 mins of hate from? :)

Did you notice how it doesn't quite work on us lot, though? ;)
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 14:23 #11

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Ab Origine wrote:
hugorune wrote:
If we didn't have the Daily Mail where would we get our 2 mins of hate from? :)

Did you notice how it doesn't quite work on us lot, though? ;)

Well its a few mins of lulz unless you're gremlin in which case you take it seriously...
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 15:09 #12

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humanspirit wrote:
Just think of all those grumpy daily mail readers viewing this article,faces contorted with an all consuming anger.LOL


Garg

Thanks for that humanspirit, that gave me my LOL fo the day. :rofl:
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 16:28 #13

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TBH I think being unemployed is the optimum situation, if you took some of the material realities out of the equation the situation is something like:
free house for everyone
basic food allowance for everyone
more time for everyone to pursue their interests, whether indeed that be Jihad is irrelevant.

These three aims alone are enough for a revolutionary movement or political party to aspire to, and look it costs nothing.

Improvements on the status quo would be, all housing association properties being re-allocated to the local council.
Food production communised by use of waste land, former car parks and expanded allotments, from this basis of socially owned housing and food production, you would gradually remove the compulsion to trade your life, and time, for a wage in an un-fulfilling role.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 16:35 #14

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Having worked in the housing sector, I wholeheartedly concur re your idea of returning all social housing to local councils. :thumbup:
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 16:52 #15

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Mike wrote:
TBH I think being unemployed is the optimum situation, if you took some of the material realities out of the equation the situation is something like:
free house for everyone
basic food allowance for everyone
more time for everyone to pursue their interests, whether indeed that be Jihad is irrelevant.

These three aims alone are enough for a revolutionary movement or political party to aspire to, and look it costs nothing.

Improvements on the status quo would be, all housing association properties being re-allocated to the local council.
Food production communised by use of waste land, former car parks and expanded allotments, from this basis of socially owned housing and food production, you would gradually remove the compulsion to trade your life, and time, for a wage in an un-fulfilling role.

Because of outsourcing not just to foreign workers but to IT systems, computerisation and robots and even just such a simple thing as improved process management and efficiency we're going to see a shitload more people out of work.
In fact, with the top heavy greying population, dwindling tax based and ludicrous unemployment theres going to come a point where even the leaders will have to seriously consider a resource based economy, so I guess unemployment isn't all bad. Depends if people start to starve to death before they do anything about it.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 17:10 #16

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I agree andyh, I think these Capitalist pigs just need a kick in the right direction, a push out the nest so to speak, we don't want their sort here, they need to be made aware.

:no:
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 17:23 #17

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Fekkin' Johnny come latelys!

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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 17:32 #18

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Mike wrote:
I agree andyh, I think these Capitalist pigs just need a kick in the right direction, a push out the nest so to speak, we don't want their sort here, they need to be made aware.

:no:

They're prolly working on economy 2.0 right now lol.
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 17:38 #19

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When I was little, Tomorrow's World said that we would all be living fabulous lifestyles, with loads of leisure time. They said that robots would be doing all the work for us. :(
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Most Daily Fail article ever! Smite the infidel by claiming benefits - lulz! 18 Feb 2013 17:39 #20

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They can stick it up their arse mate, I spit on their economy, I dare them to give me a fucking job and access to the payroll department.
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