Few years ago I had been listening to an Icke mp3 in which he took ayahuasca and chatted to the infinite. I wanted to do the same. I listened to the same mp3 twenty times. And then started to smell dope. I haven't had dope in my flat in seven years, nor had I touched it in those seven years.

Weird. Next day I go to the library and they have a copy of the book in which he describes the ayahuasca experience. I read it and go outside. There in the street amongst leaves is a bag of dope.
I do the natural thing over the next week or so, but no visits from gods.

3 months later I find another bag of dope in the street. This time I do get a visit, of sorts. I was meditating while high and a very strong thought form entered my head and became visible. I had my eyes shut and had never hallucinated before. There were lots of them, floating in darkness, in a kind of basic pattern, and they were people wearing bright shiny colourful weird costumes. They were called The Selection. And were suggestive of human candy! I then realised that I knew them all. It tore my heart out. I knew I was lost to them and cried out in a horrid way. Pure grief.

My mind settled on one of them before the waking dream ended. She/he was in purple and yellow.
That is all odd enough. But a year later I find another bag in the street. Always the same size, always bush. Always in the bags. AND I REALISED THAT EACH TIME I FOUND A BAG IT WAS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO MY HOME. The third bag was just around the corner. So the next had to be even closer.

A year later it arrives, in my front garden. Same amount. I pick it up and take it inside saying out loud "this is getting serious now." Bizzarrly, I go outside later and someone has chalked the words "COMA STUPID" on the pavement outside my house, in a font you won't find in any wordprocessing software...unless the Joker was into programming. That message was replicated(pretty much) in a comic I read that very day.In which it was suggested the weirdo was in a coma all along.
What next? will the next bag just drop out of thin air as I'm watching MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE?
Not exactly, but I will leave that part of the story for trusted friends.
Suffice to say, I have coincidences as powerful as I've described above all day. Some so powerful I scare myself.

albie. its time to wake up bro. your wife, she misses you.

I know what you mean albie.

Synchronicity is an amazing thing. Sometimes if you just sit back and live,the universe provides what you need physically and spiritually.

Some people may think it's crazy,but once you start riding the synchronicity highway it's hard to deny that either something/some force is providing what we need/want or we're willing it into existence.

Gotta love the universe eh?

I like the way you think albie. Keep up the good work.

Doc

Wife? wake up? Oh, it's the internet...ah, the fakers haunt this place too.

I hate women. So I wouldn't have a fucking wife.

LIke the way I think still? Doc?

Listen. I'm experiencing massive supernatural events and I've probably killed hundreds of people since 2009 with this magic. By accident, mostly, But I was responsible for this...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065568...-level-crossing.html

I performed a simple spell three hours before her harm came off like a rotting sausage. I placed the arm of a doll in the middle of a book on trains. I knew someone would lose an arm as I did it, to a train. 3 hours later.
That was the last time I used it maliciously ON PURPOSE. It happens through the subconscious.

Why don't I ever get bags full of exciting things appearing mysteriously in my front garden? Not fair.

ITS THE INTERNET ITS THE INTERNET WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING TO TELL ANYONE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET?

Seriously, why bother?

That wasn't aimed at you specifically. Les. I just think the internet has proven that the illuminati have won. What better way to get a broad view of people? And what are they? mostly dicks.

Thank you Satan for showing us our truth. Dicks. DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No probs albie, everyone's entitled to their opinion. I don't believe in Satan, or God for that matter.

Have you been sampling monatomic gold, Albie? That's reputed to enable the materialisation of things out of the ether at will. Perhaps you could visualise possessing a modicum of good manners - oh, and some self-restraint re killing folk would be good.

Yeah, we are open minded here and won't object to the woo woo stuff, but none of us are down with murder.

we better be nice to you albie. you are obviously a magic fairy.

batou wrote:
You got the fairy bit right.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
^ What she said
LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
^ Not what she said
Murder in the right instance could do the world a whole shitting lot a good... just my opinion, but yeah...


As for you Al... stop playing with the dope you find in the middle of the street. You don't know where it's been! Could be laced with any number of things, good/fun or bad/deadly.

The only bag I've ever found in my front garden contained dog shit, and my mate had conveniently 'forgotten' to take it with her when she went home.

I'm still not down with the murder thing. Make love, not war and all that.

What about tortured to the brink of death and left to fend for themselves?

Let me clarify those who I think should be murdered for the benefit of the world... child molesters/rapists. Yeah, that about sums it up. Besides, it's only their physical body that dies, not like their soul is getting eaten or anything. Now you still not down with the whole murder thing?

I'm really not sure about the death sentence Stars. It's a moral dilemma. On one hand I'd like to set fire to them, or lock them in a cupboard and slowly torture them for weeks. On the other hand, I think it's wrong to kill unless you are defending yourself or your family. If you kill somebody after they've committed the crime, well, that's no longer defence.

I can respect that.
That's why I offered up the "torture to the brink of death then leave them to fend for themselves" business, then you're really not killing them, they have a chance to make it out of the woods before they do some good and be the food source for a few animals who may be hungry

Stars, I try to be a peaceful non-violent person, but I fully understand why people would want to castrate or lynch the bastards.

LesleyPumpshaft wrote:
Much as I can see the logic in that lesley, I am of the belief that any pedo who destroys a childs life, should be hurt very badly indeed and then fucking killed in some horribly grotesque way.

I can't be swayed from that view either.

psketti wrote:
Totally agree there pesky