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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 05:47 #1

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www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21991953
Sweeping government changes to parts of the UK's welfare system have started coming into effect.

They include a reduction of benefit for social housing tenants of working age with spare bedrooms.

Ministers say the changes - which also affect council tax benefits - will make the system fairer as well as saving the country money.

www.bytestart.co.uk/tax-rates-for-small-...s-owners-201314.html
The main rate of Corporation Tax continues to fall from the 28% mark inherited by the Coalition Government. The rate will fall to 23% from 1st April 2013, to 21% the following year, and 20% from April 2015.
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April Fool's Day 01 Apr 2013 08:01 #2

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WUB, you must be joking.
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April Fool's Day 01 Apr 2013 08:58 #3

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jhado wrote:
WUB, you must be joking.
Well, that's for you to judge, that's the nature of April Fools' Day!
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April Fool's Day 01 Apr 2013 09:07 #4

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The wonderful gov is also making 'radical' changes to the nhs today. One of which is to make it a whole lot easier for corporations to take over vital areas of care. Thank Fuck for that I say. We've all seen how services and efficiency are improved by letting the money grabbers run things.

A truly awesome day for us all :)
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knobmeup wrote:
The wonderful gov is also making 'radical' changes to the nhs today. One of which is to make it a whole lot easier for corporations to take over vital areas of care. Thank Fuck for that I say. We've all seen how services and efficiency are improved by letting the money grabbers run things.

A truly awesome day for us all :)
Yeah, it's pretty bad. In the government's defence, they've deliberately run the NHS into the ground for years in order to justify this, so we might not notice the difference.
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 09:28 #6

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Mr Duncan Smith said the government was "trying to get control of the welfare bill and make sure it lowers in a way that we can be as fair as possible - without actually slashing or attacking people but trying to reform it and change it".

There you go, ids is stopping short of hacking people to pieces with a machete. So it's all good. He really does have our well being at the fore of his mind :)
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 13:34 #7

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He's a proper comic that Iain Duncan Smith, I'll give him that,

Iain Duncan Smith: "I could live on £53 per week"

:yeahno:

Meanwhile back in the actual real world...

Iain Duncan Smith lives rent free in £2million country home with at least FOUR spare bedrooms

The freeloading scrounging bastard.
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 13:37 #8

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He wouldn't have a clue how to make 53 quid manage 5 minutes nevermind a fucking week.
None of them can manage a piss up in a brewery ffs.
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April Fool's Day 01 Apr 2013 14:15 #9

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knobmeup wrote:
The wonderful gov is also making 'radical' changes to the nhs today. One of which is to make it a whole lot easier for corporations to take over vital areas of care. Thank Fuck for that I say. We've all seen how services and efficiency are improved by letting the money grabbers run things.

A truly awesome day for us all :)
Too slow Joe, that plan is already well underway.
See this article from that notorious incubator of left-wing radicalism, the Daily Express.

£6billion bill fuels fears of private NHS takeover
A HUGE bill of almost £6billion was spent by the NHS last year on private health ­companies despite Government pledges the service would remain in state hands.

The figure, which rose by ­£600million from the previous year, represents ­almost seven per cent of the health care budget.
It has led health campaigners to accuse the coalition ­Government of carrying out NHS privatisation by stealth.

Surely not! :roll:
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 14:34 #10

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On the subject of the NHS:

www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/apr/01/n...rms-healthcare-chief
NHS at 'huge risk' from reforms, says healthcare chief

The National Health Service is entering a period of "huge risk" as government reforms start to bite, according to the new chair of Nice, the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence.

Professor David Haslam said ensuring that all the new bodies would be fully functioning and working properly together on 1 April would prove a major challenge.

"It is a time of huge risk," he told the Guardian. "We know in medical care in hospital that the greatest risk is when patients are being handed over from one person to another. It is a risky time for the system, so it is important that the big players work together. We are certainly trying."

In a wide-ranging first interview since taking the job, Haslam also expressed concern at the complexity of the reforms and said that drug companies face a reputational problem akin to the banks and needed to demonstrate to the public they can be trusted.

But his immediate focus is on the structural changes to the NHS. He said it was critical that all the new organisations – the National Commissioning Board, clinical commissioning groups and local authorities, which take on responsibility for public health, together with various advisory and monitoring bodies – work closely together, avoid duplication, encourage communication and focus on quality.

Nice itself will be a different organisation, he said, taking on responsibility for setting quality standards in social care as well as health, in addition to the drug appraisals for which it is best known.

There would be challenges even in bringing those two worlds together, he said. "Professionals from the different sides see the world slightly differently. They even use language differently. People use the same words but mean different things." But it was important the two areas should be integrated – so the treatment and care of an elderly person with dementia, for instance, should be seamless.
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 18:04 #11

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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 18:11 #12

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The comments have left me with my chin hitting the deck somewhat :conf:
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 19:49 #13

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psketti wrote:
The comments have left me with my chin hitting the deck somewhat :conf:
Which comments?
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 20:03 #14

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Maybe Shitty Pete Harris and Mat the Twat
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wake_up_bomb wrote:
psketti wrote:
The comments have left me with my chin hitting the deck somewhat :conf:
Which comments?

Oops sorry, the comments on feathers link :emb:


www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/04/01/g...ot-end-of-the-world/
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 20:21 #16

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wake_up_bomb wrote:
psketti wrote:
The comments have left me with my chin hitting the deck somewhat :conf:
Which comments?

www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/04/01/g...ot-end-of-the-world/

I think she means Mat the unpaid govt shill boy.
Theres loads more like him, I wish ppl would get it through their heads that dumb fucks do exist and walk the streets...and comment on news articles like that.
They also vote sadly enough.
YOU are the minority.
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 20:23 #17

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On the subject of the NHS...
Farewell to the NHS, 1948-2013: a dear and trusted friend finally murdered by Tory ideologues

This week's 'reforms' of a treasured institution - by people who came to power promising not to mess with it - is yet another sickening assault on the poor by the rich



Nothing is more gut-wrenching than watching a close friend dying in front of you. And I mean beyond close: a friend who brought you into the world, helped raise you, and was there whenever you were most desperately in need. So, spare a moment for our National Health Service. Time of death: midnight, 1st April 2013. Cause of death: murder.

That this will strike many as hyperbole is because the assault on the NHS is one of the most scandalously under-reported issues in modern British history. Newsnight actually devoted a piece to scrutinising the privatisation of an institution once described by Tory Chancellor Nigel Lawson as “the nearest thing the English have to a religion”.

Only two years too late, then. Frequently, the attack is presented on the Government’s own terms: as the simple devolution of power to doctors and patients. Cuts of up to £20bn by 2015 are spun as “savings”. And who can disagree with “savings”?

A charitable explanation would be the sheer complexity of the Tory assault. The Health and Social Care Act is more than three times longer than the legislation that established the NHS in the first place. When I asked journalists adamantly opposed to the Tory plans why they had failed to adequately cover this travesty, they sheepishly responded it was too complicated: it went over their heads.

Cynical though it may be, that so many of those running our glorious “free” media are covered by private health insurance should not be ignored either.

From today, strategic health authorities and primary care trusts are formally abolished. Some £60bn of the NHS budget is now in the hands of clinical commissioning groups, supposedly run by GPs. This is a sham, though one which turns local doctors into human shields for the privatisers. In reality, the vast majority of GPs will keep on doing what they do already – looking after patients – while commissioning will be managed by private companies.

It’s worse than that. Under the Government’s Section 75 regulations – even after they were revised after huge political pressure – all NHS services must be put out to competitive tender unless the commissioning groups are satisfied a “single provider” can deliver that service. But as the British Medical Journal has asked, how can they “be sure there is only one possible provider except by undertaking an expensive tender?”

Indeed, were they to refrain from doing so, they would risk a costly legal battle. As over a thousand doctors and nurses warned last month, the regulations will “force virtually every part of the English NHS to be opened up to the private sector”. A free-for-all in the English NHS beckons.

As Dr Lucy Reynolds, a research fellow at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, puts it, “the public sector will shrink away, and the private sector will grow”. All NHS hospitals will be forced to become foundation hospitals, laying the ground for them to be pushed into the private sector. That process is happening to my own local hospital, the Whittington Hospital, which is selling £17m worth of assets and faces 230 fewer beds and 570 job losses.

Let’s be clear what it at stake: services, people’s health and even lives. As Professor Terence Stephenson of the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges put it last week, doctors’ warnings had been ignored, and “unnecessary competition [would] destabilise complex, interconnected local health economies, in particular hospitals, potentially having adverse effects on patient services”.

And a warning from a leading member of a profession not known for overstating a case: patients could be “in danger from complications” from a fragmented NHS. Resources will no longer be distributed on the basis of need: the rules of the market now rule supreme. “It’s chaos, really,” says Brian James, until recently chief executive of the Rotherham Foundation Trust. Small and medium-sized hospitals will be “bankrupted by the market and more will be pulled into the big teaching hospitals”.

The great sell-off of our NHS is already well under way. Virgin Care now run more than 100 NHS services across the country, from radiology departments to GP clinics. Last year, they were given a £100m contract to run services in Surrey, and a £130m contract to run key NHS services for young people in Devon. Not that you’d know, of course: services run by the profiteering vultures circling ahead operate under the NHS logo, hiding privatisation from public view.

Just where is the opposition? Labour, the mother of the NHS, is hobbled by its own record. Although it injected desperately needed cash into our health services when last in power, New Labour helped to lay the foundations for this Tory offensive. Former Labour Health Secretary Frank Dobson once condemned government plans to contract out commissioning, “with private companies handing work to private hospitals... If that wouldn’t amount to privatisation, I don’t know what would.”

But that was 2006, and it was Tony Blair in office. The disaster of New Labour’s Private Finance Initiative – the equivalent of buying public services on a credit card – has left hospitals saddled with debts of £79bn. Hospital trusts face bankruptcy as a result.

Labour’s own health spokesperson, Andy Burnham, has commendably pledged to repeal the Tories’ NHS Act. But let’s not forget that the last time they were in opposition, Labour pledged to renationalise the railways: on assuming office, it was deemed politically impossible. That must not happen again, and pressure must be brought on the Labour leadership to reject their own past.

The Tories didn’t have the guts to put their proposals before the electorate. Despite its flaws, the NHS had record levels of public satisfaction before the Tories began systematically dismantling it. You need only look to the US – where their inefficient market-driven system consumes twice as much of GDP as our NHS – to see the superiority of publicly-run healthcare. New Labour’s own privatisation doubled the cost of administration in our NHS.

It was Nye Bevan (pictured above, in 1948) who said “The NHS will last as long as there are folk left with the faith to fight for it”. It is with huge regret that I must say that – however much faith we have – we did not fight to save it. The NHS has been killed, murdered, assassinated by a Tory government. The question now is – do we have enough faith to bring it back to life?

www.independent.co.uk/voices/farewell-to...ologues-8555503.html
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 20:29 #18

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psketti wrote:
Oops sorry, the comments on feathers link :emb:

www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/04/01/g...ot-end-of-the-world/
Thanks, I won't read them all, based on the first few.

I will point out one thing. You can see very near the top of the comments someone mention 'social housing'. Actually, a pretty small percentage of people in receipt of Housing Benefit are living in social housing. I think the total percentage of Britain's housing stock that is social is just over 10%. It was well over double that ten years ago. In fact, the budget was slashed three years ago:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-11570923

Just thought I'd point that out!
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April Fools' Day 01 Apr 2013 20:32 #19

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To add to this, 'competitive tendering' has been going on in community services for years now. And it's a fucking joke.

So somebody gets a contract to deliver a service for X years, the idea being if they fail to deliver the contract goes to somebody else. This is overseen by commissioners who, I guess to justify their existence, seem in many instances to want to change suppliers every so often just because they can. So I know of services that did everything they were supposed to but lost their contract. Because they'd had it for years, so the commissioners just decide to farm it out to someone else. Under the law of TUPE, the staff will most often be the same people (though because the bidding process is 'competitive' this will often be an opportunity to reduce pay - TUPE used to protect staff pay & conditions indefinitely until they left or their job changed dramatically, now it's only two years. So you get the same people doing the same thing but working for different people. It just causes disruption and wastes shitloads of money to get in many cases cases exactly what you had in the first place.
Because apparently we need market to increase efficiency....
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Another thing to point out, to add to the list, is that access to legal aid was decimated today as well:

www.guardian.co.uk/law/2013/apr/01/legal-aid-cuts
Extensive cuts to civil legal aid that come into force this week will result in vulnerable people struggling to find help as "advice deserts" open up in parts of the country, a survey warns.

The first assessment of the impact of cutting £350m from the legal aid budget found that more than a quarter of the lawyers and advisers who responded said they were at risk of losing their jobs.

Although the cuts formally come into force this week, their impact is already being felt. Some law centres have started charging clients fees or turning them away. The Red Cross has announced the end of its support for family reunion claims, the housing charity Shelter has shut down nine advice offices across England with the loss of about 100 jobs and some Citizens Advice Bureaux have sent out redundancy notices.

From Monday civil legal aid is no longer available for cases involving divorce, child custody, clinical negligence, welfare, employment, immigration, housing, debt, benefit and education.
There are still three hours of April Fools' Day left, so who knows what other practical jokes can be played in the time remaining?
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