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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 18:32 #1

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A man has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act".
The force said the call was received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as attractive as she had claimed.

Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
West Midlands Police said the man had claimed he met the woman in a hotel car park.

'It was unbelievable'

"The caller claimed that the woman had made out she was better looking than she actually was and he wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act," a spokesperson for the force said.
"When he raised this issue with the woman concerned, she allegedly took his car keys, ran away from the car and threw them back at him, prompting him to call police."

Sgt Jerome Moran, based at Solihull police station, called the man back to offer some advice.
He said: "It was unbelievable - he genuinely believed he had done nothing wrong and that the woman should have been investigated by police for misrepresentation.
"I told him that she'd not committed any offences and that it was his actions, in soliciting for sex, that were in fact illegal."
Despite the man refusing to give his details, police were able to identify him and have sent him a letter warning him about his actions.

The Sale of Goods Act 1979 gives consumers legal rights, stipulating goods which are sold must be of satisfactory quality, be fit for purpose and must match the seller's description.

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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 18:52 #2

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There's just no hope for some people. They should have reported him to his mother. :D
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 18:57 #3

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feather wrote:
Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
It can't have wasted that much of their time.
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 19:00 #4

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wake_up_bomb wrote:
feather wrote:
Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
It can't have wasted that much of their time.

Less time than it took to write the letter no doubt.
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 19:03 #5

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oioioi wrote:
wake_up_bomb wrote:
feather wrote:
Officers have now sent the man a letter warning him about wasting police time.
It can't have wasted that much of their time.

Less time than it took to write the letter no doubt.
And tracking him down.

Still, he probably saved them some time by letting them know which hooker to give a miss.
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 20:04 #6

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This is the sort of donkey who needs cops merc
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 21:03 #7

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I reckon it was Mike.
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 21:15 #9

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hugorune wrote:
I reckon it was Mike.
The John or the hooker? :D
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 13 Jun 2013 21:20 #10

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If he was the hooker, I think the call is entirely justified.
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Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks 14 Jun 2013 14:37 #11

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hugorune wrote:
I reckon it was Mike.


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