The TPV Storm: The Main Players
In response to absolutely no demand I’m providing this helpful guide to the main players in the TPV storm.
Sonia Poultongeist is an award winning germlist. She has won the Ohwell Award for germlism and the Poolitzer prize. She stormed out of The People’s Voice because Saint David of Icke disagreed with her. Ms Poultongeist knows exactly how TPV should be run and how everybody should be doing their job. St David of Icke just didn’t understand that. Ms Poultongeist now thinks that if an idiot like St David of Icke can fleece the gullible for £300k then she might have a chance of setting up her own TV station called The Poulton’s Voice. Watch this space to find out how you can donate.
St David of Icke
St David of Icke
Saint David of Icke is spreading love all around the world but particularly in the Wembley area recently. Saint David is almost as placid as Gandhi (except when he’s not) and he would only ever raise his voice to someone like Hitler or Satan normally. But Ms Poultongeist is a particularly annoying person and St David hadn’t ‘smudged his incense’ that morning and was having withdrawals.
Mong the Merciless
Mong the Merciless
Gareth Icke, or Mong the Merciless, is Saint David of Icke’s son but this is not the reason he works for TPV. He is an expert in public relations and is in charge of smoothing the relationship between the TPV executives and the people who donated money to The People’s Voice. If he wasn’t doing this he’d be touring Eastern European dives. He is pictured above with a blackeye but it is almost unimaginable why anyone would do this to a man as diplomatic as Gareth Icke.