That picture of the sun looks oddly disturbing... it's like that black bit (the coronal hole) has no activity and no "sun" to it.

The sun has expressed bafflement at Britain’s reaction to it shining for a few days.
The fiery orb had hoped that UK residents would be pleased that it was radiating heat energy down onto them, rather than treating its efforts like a natural disaster.

The sun said: “Imagine arriving at a party and everyone starts shouting ’Level three, level three’ then goes in the kitchen and mutters about how you’re trying to kill them.

“We all know you need to get in the shade occasionally, but that’s really your part of the bargain. You’ve got legs.

“And it’s not my job to tell you to drink water. In fact it’s not anyone’s job, just drink water you idiots.

“You’re supposed to like this.

“I’m blazing through a lot of hydrogen just to please you people and in return I’m getting unexpected amounts of negativity.

“Basically what I’m asking is, do you want fucking jam on it or something?”

26-year-old Emma Bradford said: “It was nice at first, but why is it hanging around so long?

“I’m wondering if the sun maybe just likes touching women’s skin, like a massive sky pervert. It’s a dirty, horrible, dangerous thing.”

“I’m wondering if the sun maybe just likes touching women’s skin, like a massive sky pervert. It’s a dirty, horrible, dangerous thing.”

It's the humidity that's a killer! It makes my hair go curly, in a very bad way.

I definitely need to emmigrate somewhere normal, where its usually like this.

Bendoon would not be happy, you have to stay permanently on the same council estate all your life and vote BNP forever.

lol :p

Gilly wrote:
Maybe you've been eating too much fish. Fish makes your hair curly.

I know that it's true because I read it on the internet.