Duke and Duchess of Cambridge 'delighted' to be expecting first baby - but nervous as Catherine is taken to hospital with acute morning sickness
Catherine taken to hospital this afternoon with acute morning sickness
She is expected to be kept in King Edward VII Hospital for several days
Couple announce baby around 18 months after April 2011 Royal Wedding
But they're forced to reveal pregnancy weeks early because of her ill-health
Prince William drove his wife to hospital today after she became ill at her parents' home in Bucklebury, Berkshire, and he is with her there
Middletons were told at the weekend but the Queen didn't know until today
Baby will be born third in line to throne and great grandchild to the Queen
By REBECCA ENGLISH and MARK DUELL
PUBLISHED: 16:07, 3 December 2012 | UPDATED: 18:03, 3 December 2012

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2242350...dge-having-baby.html

Can't say I'm filled with glee, as some on the radio were claiming to be.

What's 'acute' morning sickness? Might have known her Royalness would have to be suffering more than every other woman on the planet who spends months puking, and still have to drag themselves to work and clean the house!

The puking is due to the presence of the human chorionic gonadotropin (HCG) hormone - more commonly known as the pregnancy hormone, which irritates the stomach, but actually its presence shows that things are as they should be...so why they're making a drama out of it is a little mystifying.

Anyway, sorry I can't throw a party about it, but am off to re-read the attempted deciphering of the occult symbolism displayed at the Olympics, which included a depiction of a monstrous (in size, at least) baby.

Haha the Royals are getting a pasting at the BBC HYS. So much so that about 20 comments in the BBC decided to pre moderate.
Good old Beeb eh

Gilly wrote:
Great reply smutty-one, excellent observation skills, love the bit in red.

I wonder if it will be born on the date of the summer solstice as it will be due around then.

Congrats to the happy couple.

But I'm sorry Katie, you're gonna have to suck it up, you're gonna be puking your brains out for at least 6 months, if not the full 9 and maybe even during labor. Here's a few tips... avoid eating anything that smells like roadkill, avoid beverages that fizz and make everyone stop wearing those gawd awful perfumes and cologne around you...if you eliminate the causes, you should be able to choke it down.

Personally I think the most important NEWS aspect of this story is that I'm currently sitting 5th in the highest rated comments at the Beeb

dubmeup wrote:
Give that man some flour.

Do we know who the father is?

I thought the royals had an equerry for that sort of thing.



[EDIT] maybe they took a relish sample from all the royal males and shot her up. Creating some sort of funky hybrid royal tool of Satan.

Apart from Hewitts kid. they are all as ugly as fuck, adding that wee skinny ain't gonna help

Gotta be a c-section as well.

Might come out looking like Beeker otherwise.

hugorune wrote:
What a joker!

"Might", he says!

dubmeup wrote:
For some reason I don't know (but it isn't stupidity) I can't find the comments on the Beeb. What did you post there, Dubs?

"Frankly I despair at some of the comments so far.
Do those fawning over the royals honestly think that the royals would give a hoot if YOU had a baby? Of course they wouldn't. Why oh why are you living in the past trying to hold on to some notion of Great Britain and Empire? Did someone replace your eyes ears and brains with silly putty?"

Not exactly the most incisive post I've made at the Beeb but the first time I've hit the highest rated page
I'm shocked you can't find the very easily see-able comments section Gilly. This bodes well for our future marriage

dubmeup wrote:
Pistols at dawn it is then Sir, don't say you weren't warned

Gilly has already said yes to my proposal jhads.....If you think you can persuade a lady with such a strong mind to change her mind then give it a go. If you succeed, I will bow to your obviously superior suitability....No need to get up at dawn

The ex is a great shot

dubmeup wrote:
Should I fail in my Gilly-Quest, I shall send you a rather rude PM. So don't come the big-man with me.
And no need to get up at dawn works for me

Feks sake another rather rude PM! Aint you bored of that yet?

www.quickmeme.com/meme/3s0wrp/https://www...eme.com/meme/3s0wrp/

Dang. I can't post the image.

Okay people... knock it off. I ain't one to normally defend the royals or anything to do with them. But this is a CHILD for gods sake. I don't care what it looks like, I don't even care if it's in a human form or not, but fuck...it's a baby, and it's not even here yet so zip your damn traps.