Anyone interested in this certificate, so you can happily FRAME it in your room?

This is mine




INSANITY CERTIFICATE

Um yeah.

Its so obv... I dont even need an Alice Cooper certificate to show it.

Especially so because im buying a giraffe soon and growing a mel gibson/Joaquin Phoenix style beard.

But if the certificate can get me out of paying police fines and stuff, maybe i'll print one out.. and go post this info in the Freeman category on DIF so some people there can actually have a real chance of getting out of paying fines.

novum wrote:

I got Lots of giraffes so if you're interested novum, I can send you one by FAX.

When the police see them they fall inlove with them and AUTOMATICALLY you stop paying fines.

And like the movie PERFUME, they fall on their KNEES because they feel you're something Holy, God Sent.

So don't worry I'll give you a special SCENT PERFUME, and a giraffe, and you'll have it made novum.

I appreciate the offer.... but im buying a real giraffe ok.

Everyone here is buying horses and they think theyre the shit.. i'll show them.

novum wrote:







As a bonus plus, I'll give you a zebra, so you can figure out if they have white stripes or black stripes.
Your friends will be surprised.

I take it you have read the book?....One very naughty read!
Being an aromatherapist for a good couple of decades now, I keep trying to get that elusive 'scent' without having to resort to murdering virgins!
No luck yet

And yes I am as mad as a hatter!

angelchemuel wrote:

Yeah, Jane, you don't happen to have any. Red haired. Girl. Friends? I need that. For my special Perfect. Fórmula. I'm Making...

She doesn't have to be a virgin, non-virgins, for this fórmula Are better.

You're mad? That's what I need now love .


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'Insane' is a relative term...but yes. Yes, I am.

@ Nov, giraffes are particularly useful for reaching things on high shelves if you've short, stubby, hobbit legs.

Ab Origine wrote:





Absolutely!












INSANITIES

I'm glad it's everyone else that's crazy and not me.

batou wrote:

Mmmm, that's nice to know batou, you were elected as a Mod because. We thought you were a RATIONALIST, we'll have to take this with the HIGH AUTHORITIES OF MADNESS.

Which of the elder gods do you invoke.. Cthulhu or sketti?

Myself