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Pffftt

yawn

psketti wrote:
I'd like to say true but then I'd have to admit to something that no-one else can know about.
True-ishly false.

The person below me can't find their wood saw

False. My husband is obsessive about his garage full of well laid out tools, Not that I'd know which saw was for wood - but they're all toothy blades, so as far as I'm concerned, if I ever get the urge to saw wood, any old toothy blade will do.

The person below me feels the sudden, urgent need to adopt some kitties.

Yes! And I can see them again!

The person below me has a cat that is far more boring that the pouncey and bouncy kittens on the web feed.

False - my last cat passed away a few years ago (when my mum's dog bit her) but she was as funny & cute as the kittens. She used to stalk my nephews when we were having bar-b-q's in the garden, hurtling out of the bushes at them, so they'd drop to the ground screaming like big jessies! Then she'd strut off, laughing her head off at them.

The person below me has heard llamas sing, and know what it means.

False. I haven't and I don't. I even resisted trying google before I posted this.

The person below me has seen an elephant fly.

They make a singing sound when they're full of happiness, like cats purring. How cool's that!!!

Correct - have watched Dumbo.

The person below me does things borne of superstition (knocking on wood etc) even whilst claiming not to be superstitious.

I was worried that it might have been slang for something gross, which was why I didn't google it.
Nice to know that it's cool animals instead.

False. I used to do the old 'morning captain' with magpies but I'm not that superstitious generally.

The person below me has to be up at silly o'clock* in the morning.


*half past bastard five

6 bastard am, which while not as bad as 5.30am, is bad enough.

The person below me knows how to shimmy.

False. I can do the mash potato, the shag and the Charleston but I haven't learnt to shimmy yet.

The person below me is doom prepping.

True. I have 19 rolls of toilet roll, 8 boxes of cup a soup, 2 bandages, a wind up torch and a shovel.

The person below me wishes they were young enough to still believe in Santa.

Good doom prep.

True. Oh to be young, naive and susceptible to the lies of adults.

The person below me knows what a 'Humphrey' is.

Is it a milk thief?

The person below me needs to learn first aid (ready for next month's doom).

True

Well next year anyway,the person below me loves, BBC Radio

True. 6Music & Radio 4* all the way.

The person below me is listening to WUB.




*especially when the cricket's on.

False

sorry can't listen to WUB ,no offence just don't have time

The Person below me is thinking about leaving SZ, for Good

False.

The person below me might need a chat?

false

the person below me is self medicating