True actually

The person below me can't wait until Febuary

Kinda True... Can't wait because we get to celebrate my son... don't want it to get here because he will turn into a pest.

The person below me is going to Mardi Gras next year.

In New Orleans? False.

The person below me knows a decent cold remedy *sniff*

True. Tea tree oil - put some drops in a diffuser (or a saucer of water on a radiator), and put about 3 drops in a bowl of very hot water & stick a towel over your head & inhale the steam - do this about 3 times a day.

The person below me reads scary books under the blanket with a torch at night.

Thanks for the cold remedy tip. *sniff*

False. I don't mind a scary book but I can't read in bed.

The person below me drove through a puddle this morning and unintentionally soaked a pedestrian. Whoops!

False. I did it intentionally.

The person below me is nonplussed as to why the men of the house fall about laughing at Takeshi's Castle.

False actually, cuz it makes me fall about laughing too and always has

The person below me nearly broke the law bigstyle recently but changed their mind last minute.

False, I didn't change my mind last minute (not sure how big we're talking though, so may be true).

The person below me is bored out of their mind.

False. I am rarely bored.

The person below me is wrapping birthday presents.

False.

The person below me is currently buying christmas presents

False. It'll be a last minute dash.

The person below me likes playing Monopoly on the quiet.

False but only because I don't anymore. As a youngster I loved it and was quite ruthless as well as the biggest cheater in regards to pinching the money, that ever there was

The person below me is off to take a bath with a good book.

False. I've had 2 baths since I moved out here and one of them was in the UK.

The person below used to think, as a child, there was something under the bed.

oioioi wrote: True
And it was my bastard of an older brother who used to wait until I was dozing off and then grab my ankle and start dragging me under.
That game finished the time I went to bed with the mallet from my junior joiner kit under my pillow.

Fucker!!

The person below me has a best mate they would trust their life too.

True. Although more chalk and cheese we could not be

The person below me is rather pert for this time on a Saturday evening.

psketti wrote:
False its actully Sunday here,

The Person below me likes bananas

True. Bananas have pulled me out of a few 'states' in the past when nothing else could

The person below me has willingly eaten bugs before.

True Huhu grubs

The person below like hijacking threads on purpose

Truish. No, I'll say false. I do it, but it's not generally premeditated.

The person below me feels utterly pissed off with work and housework filling their entire, pointless existence, on occasion.

Gilly wrote:
True.
I'm convinced my animals are ordering consignments of pet hair online and are accepting deliveries when I go to bed.
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The person below me needs tickled.