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Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 04:53 #1

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HALMSTAD, Sweden -- A Swedish woman who squeezed her boyfriend's penis in a scorching-hot hair straightener was cleared of assault because he dared her to do it.

The 31-year-old male only had himself to blame after pulling out his sex organ in a drunken stupor and urging his girlfriend to "straighten" it, a court ruled.

The eye-watering episode happened as the female defendant was at home straightening her hair in January 2011, news website The Local reported.

She told cops her partner whipped out his genitals and waved them in the air while chanting, "Do it, do it, do it."

Eventually she grew tired of his antics and accepted his challenge, clamping the scalding hot irons around his manhood, leaving him in pain for three weeks, the court in Halmstad, western Sweden, heard.

But while the woman was cleared of wrongdoing, her boyfriend was convicted of assault for headbutting his girlfriend later on that same evening, The Local said, citing local media.

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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 05:02 #2

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I heard that racoons' have a bone in it, and that pigs' are curly.

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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 05:31 #3

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Coco wrote:
I heard that racoons' have a bone in it, and that pigs' are curly.

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Some things I am content to say I have no knowledge of. :P
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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 10:35 #4

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I believe Chimps and Gorillas have bones in theirs too. If humans did decend from apes, I'm glad evolution did away with the bone :D

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

Fascinating stuff :coffee:
Last Edit: 09 May 2012 10:39 by irrepressible.
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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 11:11 #5

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i think it was the balls not the penis.

and ive asked pheony to do the same for me too, but in a sexual way :coffee:
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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 13:19 #6

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you can get tooth picks made outta racoon dicks.
and walking canes made out of bull cock.

im super cereal, it's real.
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

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Re: Set Him Straight! 09 May 2012 15:50 #7

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rick rude wrote:
i think it was the balls not the penis.

and ive asked pheony to do the same for me too, but in a sexual way :coffee:

Pics or it never happened. :cool:
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Re: Set Him Straight! 10 May 2012 05:32 #8

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batou wrote:
you can get tooth picks made outta racoon dicks.
and walking canes made out of bull cock.

im super cereal, it's real.

It's true.

www.boneroom.com/bone/miscbones.html
"If you see your face is dirty in the mirror, do you wash the mirror?"
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Re: Set Him Straight! 10 May 2012 08:17 #9

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And I thought veet for men was bad....
“Fascists are not human. A snake is more human.” - Hugo Chávez
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Re: Set Him Straight! 10 May 2012 17:02 #10

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andyh wrote:
And I thought veet for men was bad....

Not bad andy... legend :spliff:
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Re: Set Him Straight! 11 May 2012 15:05 #11

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Coco wrote:
batou wrote:
you can get tooth picks made outta racoon dicks.
and walking canes made out of bull cock.

im super cereal, it's real.

It's true.

www.boneroom.com/bone/miscbones.html

Bloody hell... :D
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Enjoy!
Approximate Length 1.25 - 1.5".
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truth-zone.co.uk/ - the other place...

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Re: Set Him Straight! 11 May 2012 15:08 #12

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diamondgeezer wrote:
Coco wrote:
batou wrote:
you can get tooth picks made outta racoon dicks.
and walking canes made out of bull cock.

im super cereal, it's real.

It's true.

www.boneroom.com/bone/miscbones.html

Bloody hell... :D
Mink Baculum Earrings
Mustela vison
We may out of mink bacula, but as luck would have it we found a new source for our ever popular mink bacula earrings.
Enjoy!
Approximate Length 1.25 - 1.5".
$20.00/pair

Gotta get me some of them mink baculum earrings!! Just the thing for my latest ensemble.
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