found this somewhere else, thought ya'll would get a good laugh out of it



A dad was doing "This little piggy" with a 2 yr old...

Dad "This little piggy went to the market"
Son "why?"
Dad "Because he wants to make it big in the bacon business."
Son "huh?"
Dad "And this little piggy stayed home, because it was his day off."
Son ..giving him the wtf dude look
Dad "And this little piggy had roast beef... which is odd, but I guess pigs will eat just about anything."
Son... still the wtf dude look
Dad "And this little piggy had none... because he is a vegan."
Son, Still same look
Dad "and this little piggy went... wait, can you tell me where he went."
Son..."home?"
Dad "yep, and what did he say on his way home?"
Son "no tickle me." still with the wtf dude look on his face.

I love this man I'd marry him in a heartbeat

Seen that video a while ago DB, totally forgot about it til you posted it , and that man has a personality lol

Reading the title for some reason I thought penis was involved.

Sexist thread.

@i...of course you did *shakes head* men *wonders off to next comment*

@oi...didnt intend it that way, but now that you mentioned it...yes, yes it is