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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 23:42 #21

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?




A cloud


What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk
come at the king....you best not miss
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 23:49 #22

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What is six inches tall and goes ‘buzz buzz buzz’?

Mrs. Lightyear.
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Re: What do you call... 20 Sep 2012 23:52 #23

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Why was the Thatcher biop film The Iron Lady rated 12A?





Some scenes are unsuitable for miners.

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Re: What do you call... 21 Sep 2012 13:22 #24

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what do mice have for breakfast?
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Re: What do you call... 21 Sep 2012 13:37 #25

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dawnbreak wrote:
what do mice have for breakfast?

It depends if they are hungry or not.
Go on, I won't ruin your joke.
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Re: What do you call... 21 Sep 2012 14:01 #26

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What do you call a man hanging off a cliff ...................BOB

I know that's wrong but i can't remeber the jokes only the punchlines
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Re: What do you call... 21 Sep 2012 14:15 #27

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dawnbreak wrote:
What do you call a man hanging off a cliff ...................BOB

I know that's wrong but i can't remeber the jokes only the punchlines

You can do better than that ,surely. That was corny Dawn.

You didn't give answer for the last joke.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone. :D

I know, Its naff.
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dawnbreak wrote:
What do you call a man hanging off a cliff ...................BOB

I know that's wrong but i can't remeber the jokes only the punchlines

G'day Dawnbreak.

It's ... What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool .... Bob. ;)

What do you call a man rolling around in leaves ... Russell.

What do you call a man laying in front of a door ... Mat.

What do you call a woman with only one leg ... Eileen.
You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.
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What do you call a man with a shovel ... Doug.

What do you call a man with no shovel ... Douglas.
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What do you call a Scotsman named Hugh with no dog and big feet?

Big Shughy Dugless.

*It's bad enough normally but it dies in type* :suicide:
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