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Farts 11 May 2012 16:45 #1

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Have you ever farted in your hand and then stuck your hand under your pets nose...errr the dog, and seen the utter look of disgust it gives you :killinme: :killinme: :emb: :P

A picture can tell a thousand words but alas the dog is camera shy :P
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 17:01 #2

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daavid1 wrote:
Have you ever farted in your hand and then stuck your hand under your pets nose...errr the dog, and seen the utter look of disgust it gives you :killinme: :killinme: :emb: :P

A picture can tell a thousand words but alas the dog is camera shy :P

:think: Can't say I've ever tried that actually :umm: nope, never :angel:
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 17:13 #3

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Well you live and you learn as they say. Just make sure the dog is well fed before, then hopefully you won’t be bitten.

Just got back from Casualty btw :rofl: :P
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 17:29 #4

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Never tried that but I have been known to fart into various containers and 'gift' them to mine enemies.

It's a deadly surprise that never fails.
What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.

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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 17:47 #5

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Ab Origine wrote:
Never tried that but I have been known to fart into various containers and 'gift' them to mine enemies.

It's a deadly surprise that never fails.

You are giving me very bad ideas :O
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suki wrote:
Ab Origine wrote:
Never tried that but I have been known to fart into various containers and 'gift' them to mine enemies.

It's a deadly surprise that never fails.

You are giving me very bad ideas :O

I find the surprise is really only improved if you can chow down on something nice and spicy the night before, like a curry.

I have tried mailing my surprises, but tbh, the thrill of it is actually in seeing the facial expressions that occur upon opening and close inspection of the apparently 'empty' container.
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 19:50 #7

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On the subject of 'farts' :) I just heard my dog fart, it sounded like a human's.
Last Edit: 11 May 2012 19:50 by Silverwand.
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 20:16 #8

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suki wrote:
On the subject of 'farts' :) I just heard my dog fart, it sounded like a human's.

:O

But did the dog blame you ? ;) :P
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Re: Farts 11 May 2012 20:22 #9

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daavid1 wrote:
suki wrote:
On the subject of 'farts' :) I just heard my dog fart, it sounded like a human's.

:O

But did the dog blame you ? ;) :P

Nope, animals are innocent like that see ;)
Last Edit: 12 May 2012 20:20 by Silverwand.
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