lulz

15 seconds later that whole family was dead.

My sister was fuming a bit back, when her husband, in an alcohol fuelled frenzy, all but demolished their kitchen with a plank of wood one night, trying to kill a little spider which had scared him.

That ^ I can see happening... men are such big babies, they have to destroy the room to protect their "territory" lol

I don't mind spiders as long as they're not the really fast buggers that carry weapons.

You can use this to catch spiders



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That devise is great and all that but half the fun of catching a spider is to have a good ole gander at it when safely behind a wall of glass.

MrsGood wrote:
I'm an old school 'sheet of paper & pint glass' kinda guy. If they're a bit too fast I normally run away shrieking until my courage to tackle them returns. Normally takes 2 smokes and a cup of tea to calm me down.

They are wonderful looking things but best viewed from a distance.

When you chuck 'em outside, they just come back in again, flexing their muscles and licking their lips, 'cause they're mad, & bent on revenge!

I'm old school too, paper glass. I let spiders stay in the house as long as they've made a web and stay close by it, but if they decide to go walk about, it's glass paper time and out the window you go (after a good ole snoop at them through the glass first of course)

I've been known to try and steer flying critters in the direction of spider webs.

Circle of life and all that.

Gilly wrote:
Nothing holds a grudge more than a spider who's been chucked outside. If it's raining out I make sure they've got their wellies on before ejecting them.

BATS!

*Clutches chest*

You just made me do this...



...'cause I clicked that 1st link without looking at any title, and thought I was going to watch a glorious spider, ingeniously weaving it's pretty web, or something!!!

MrsGood wrote:
I do this too, unless I come across a poisonous one, then it goes out immediately (outside that is). Or a really huge one, had a huge one in the laundry room once, and I am not afraid of spiders but this bugger jumped and everything else, so I dawned a makeshift suit of armor with my sons motorcycle helmet, and an ice cream bucket to catch it (chased it around the laundry room, moved a freezer, and whatnot for about 10 minutes before I finally got it in the bucket). Took it out near the property line and let it go, the damn thing chased me about 5-10 feet.