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Re: The Nipple Challenge 27 Nov 2012 17:54 #721

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For me, twas always all about the flour. I'll do literally anything for a cinnamon bun :coffee:

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Re: The Nipple Challenge 02 Dec 2012 22:49 #722

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Fuck off hugo. I aint accepting no damn add on, prizeless award. Flour i was promised and flour i demand. Nothing more or less....

As for that kaiser chap trying to muscle in on my righteous claim to ground grain........that fekker woule turn it all into garifekkinbaldis and bourbons......whereas the righteous would pass it to the talented step daughter, whereupon it would be transformed into a myriad of baked wares.....bread, buns, cakes, biscuits, flan cases....there's really no debate for any serious advocate of the art of baking...
(plus he apologised to the sket which disqualifies him on the grounds ot appeasement)

As for you iaaia......i strongly suggest you get to the opticians before you do anything like driving...there's obvioisly summat very awry with your eyes.

Well as a late comer I concede but dont go dissing the brown biscuits sunshine thats a step to far and i'll never understand why somebody would harbour a need for flan cases! :spank:
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 08:10 #723

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I've requested this before.....if you are going to quote me, please correct all my typos. Quoting verbatim, spelling misdemeanors included, perpetuates the myth that I'm a bit of a thick sod. And I simply can't have that. My ego gets all fidgety....
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 08:22 #724

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dubmeup wrote:
I've requested this before.....if you are going to quote me, please correct all my typos. Quoting verbatim, spelling misdemeanors included, perpetuates the myth that I'm a bit of a thick sod. And I simply can't have that. My ego gets all fidgety....

Yeah, but flan-cases ffs :cool:
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 11:11 #725

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jhado wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
I've requested this before.....if you are going to quote me, please correct all my typos. Quoting verbatim, spelling misdemeanors included, perpetuates the myth that I'm a bit of a thick sod. And I simply can't have that. My ego gets all fidgety....

Yeah, but flan-cases ffs :cool:

Exactly! :D

Dub, have you considerd putting in a request for a loan of the board dictionary?

You know I hear the origin of flan stems back to the time before the biscuit wars in Ancient Ovenia, the world of the ancient master bakers. Myth has it that flans and flan cases were born out of a crazed desire of a deranged master baker to make giant tarts to present to the emperor of ancient Ovenia so that the bakers might find flavour but they could not find enough Jam to fill all the tart cases so had to improvise. This did not go down well as the emperor had an allergy to eggs (custard was already banned at this time) and so all Flan was banned throughout the lands for ever more.

FLAN etymology is believed to be ancient biscuit for lack of preserve, prior to the biscuit wars the word flan became derogatory used to insult those who had a lack of topping (deprived on purpose).

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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 12:03 #726

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The key is in your use of the word "myth" kaiser old chap.
The "fact" is that that "myth" was made up in the 14th century by proponents of the secretive and demonic cult of the creme caramel.
They sought to smear the humble flan case and muddy the waters of the great lakes of Ovenia. Being a secretive bunch of cultists with links throughout both France and North America, it's been incredibly hard for serious researchers to fathom their reasons for such depravity. However, due to the ceaseless work of the former MK Dons franchiser and Kiddies TV presenter, David Oik, we now have conclusive proof that they rejected the often savory content of a true flan and sought to eradicate it from the bakebook. According to Oik, their intent appears to have been to render all baked product sweet. Consigning the quiche, the spinach tartlet and the humble beef wellington to the wastelands, where only the fabled Alexia Joneseii and Yoshi Venturum would munch on their salted goodness. The "fact" that they were prepared to use the good name of the flan in such a twisted agenda betrays their sociopathy. All Ovenia would have been herded into a teeny bakebook where only the likes of the linzertorte and the apple strudel would have survived for our children's tea. The fact that you are here, perpetuating their propaganda shows that you are nowt but a cultural bakxist, bent on completing your hideous Common Pastry plan. I say come out of the woodwork vile plotters. Reveal thy true intent for all to see. We shall not bow to your nonsense nor walk blind into a centralised global oven.
We are free producers and consumers of baked product and we will prevail :cavalier
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 12:10 #727

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you poor saps. flan is zog conspiracy
my limbless friend will die alone
a torso of flesh upon the throne

Violence is not the answer, it is the question. the answer is yes.
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 12:14 #728

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Just making sure nobody's bad-mouthing creme brulee.
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 12:16 #729

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For Gilly, to put her mind at rest:

From wiki,
"Crème caramel (French: [kʁɛm kaʁaˈmɛl]), flan [flɑ̃], or caramel custard is a custard dessert with a layer of soft caramel on top, as opposed to crème brûlée, which is custard with a hard caramel top. The dish is eaten throughout the world."

A clear distinction :)
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 12:18 #730

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That's alright then. Just checking. :thumbup:
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 13:20 #731

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The Manchester tart is a traditional English baked tart, which consists of a shortcrust pastry shell, spread with raspberry jam, covered with a custard filling and topped with flakes of coconut and a Maraschino cherry. One variation of the original recipe includes slices of banana underneath the custard with the jam.

A staple on school dinner menus until the mid 1980s, the original Manchester Tart is a variation on an earlier recipe, the Manchester Pudding, which was first recorded by the Victorian cookery writer, Mrs Beeton.[1]
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 15:25 #732

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:O

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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 18:02 #733

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To be fair, Manchester tart is yummy! I was surprised to notice at a party I did once that all the men were choosing that above the much fancier devil's food cake and pavlova, and were all swooning about how good it is. I wondered if it was nostalgia, because it reminded them of school dinners (before the government ruined them).
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 18:21 #734

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Good basic stuff like that is always better than all that fancy stuff Gilly.
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I had a Manchester Tart once. He really wasn't that good. I asked for me fiat back but the pimp stepped in and threatened to break me nose so I walked.
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 19:05 #736

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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 19:12 #737

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jhado wrote:
Good basic stuff like that is always better than all that fancy stuff Gilly.

If you were a proper woman, you'd realise that devil food cake is loaded with chocolate, which trumps all other food-stuffs.
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Gilly wrote:
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Good basic stuff like that is always better than all that fancy stuff Gilly.

If you were a proper woman, you'd realise that devil food cake is loaded with chocolate, which trumps all other food-stuffs.

Well, as a proper woman I did know that BITCH

But chocolate isn't everything you know.

Ever made Apple-cake ????????????
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Re: The Nipple Challenge 03 Dec 2012 19:26 #739

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jhado wrote:
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jhado wrote:
Good basic stuff like that is always better than all that fancy stuff Gilly.

If you were a proper woman, you'd realise that devil food cake is loaded with chocolate, which trumps all other food-stuffs.

Well, as a proper woman I did know that BITCH

But chocolate isn't everything you know.

Ever made Apple-cake ????????????

What - without chocolate in it? Are you stupid or something? :O

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I can now vouch for the fact that jhads is most definitely NOT stupid ;)
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