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Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 02:30 #1

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 02:35 #2

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 03:09 #3

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:00 #4

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My money was on a lady-boy surprise but balloons are better. Heck, balloons are better than sex! :)
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:02 #5

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hugorune wrote:
My money was on a lady-boy surprise but balloons are better. Heck, balloons are better than sex! :)

*Psst* I think you might be doing it wrong.

:D
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:08 #6

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hugorune wrote:
My money was on a lady-boy surprise but balloons are better. Heck, balloons are better than sex! :)

I expect you're gonna regret that remark, on a forum such as this............
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:20 #7

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I agree, hugo. :yup: :agri: :yup:

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:27 #8

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Gilly wrote:
hugorune wrote:
My money was on a lady-boy surprise but balloons are better. Heck, balloons are better than sex! :)

*Psst* I think you might be doing it wrong.

:D

I doubt that. The German lady I was with last night was screaming with passion. 'Falscher loch idiot', she kept saying. Sounds so dirty. :)
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hugorune wrote:
My money was on a lady-boy surprise but balloons are better. Heck, balloons are better than sex! :)

I expect you're gonna regret that remark, on a forum such as this............

I never regret a thing, mate. Apart from that film i made when I was a teenager. I was young and I needed the money.
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:28 #9

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noseymutegirl wrote:
I agree, hugo. :yup: :agri: :yup:

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See, all that hugging fun!

Thanks nosey. :thumbup:
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 08:40 #10

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Do you like to travel in style?

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 09:21 #11

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:sulk: different strokes for different folks, I guess
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 09:26 #12

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$50 for a few clowns and some balloons is a bit of a rip off.
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 11:35 #13

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noseymutegirl wrote:
Do you like to travel in style?

Balloons 13


:cheer:

I would have to be dragged kicking and screaming onto that thing.

Stuff that! I do not do air travel of any description.
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 12:09 #14

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*Expose!!!! Hugo is actually Dennis Bergkamp*
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 12:13 #15

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dubmeup wrote:
*Expose!!!! Hugo is actually Dennis Bergkamp*

I wish I was. He's my footballing hero. :)
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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 12:15 #16

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hugorune wrote:
noseymutegirl wrote:
Do you like to travel in style?

Balloons 13


:cheer:

I would have to be dragged kicking and screaming onto that thing.
Stuff that! I do not do air travel of any description.
Ah pity the fool who tries to get me on that!

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Re: Would you like a happy ending with your massage sir? 18 Dec 2012 12:20 #17

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