Say you were having a party/dinner party who would be your worst guest or guests,the ones that would make you cringe ?

I'm starting with gyles brandreth and to top it off he's wearing a brightly coloured woolly jumper/pullover.

Gordon Ramsay. If he said anything uncomplimentary about my cooking I'd chuck him out, with many roared expletives, and my boot up his rear end.

Tim Lovejoy.

I'd have to have a list of things he is not allowed to express an opinion about. The first one would be anything.

Stephen Fry, Sid Vicious, Maggie Thatcher, Charlie Chaplin, Eric Cantona, Amy Whinehouse.

And Abs in nothing but a pinny serving us.

Obviously I've paid scant attention to the detail and given you my dinner party list of dreams.

oioioi wrote:
Was gonna say...I think you've misunderstood the op.

Cunt.

Ab Origine wrote:
I'm a bit shit at doing hate believe it or not. FFS I even want Thatcher at my dinner party and she's perhaps the only person I could ever use the word 'hate' towards.

We're not hating at this dinner party - we're cringing. Have your read the opening post yet?

Gilly wrote:
Yes.

Then pretty much disregarded it.



I'm cringing at Steven Fry's attempts towards Eric Cantona, I'm cringing at my own attempts towards Amy knowing I invited Sid, Charlie's giving me a knowing wink and ruffle of the tache and I'm bound to wake up with Maggie.

Cringing yet?

hugorune wrote: That is a fucking great call. It's tough to think of anyone more self-regarding and less deserving of that self-regard than him.

I mentioned Northern Exposure recently, and I’d forgotten how much I hated this guy:



I realise he’s not a real person, but I’d still ban him from any party I was hosting. Apart from anything else women seem to go crazy for him, which is just typical.

Alex Jones & Aled Jones.
Fuck me that would be shit..... but very vocal!

Maurice Sendak and/or Shel Silverstein

Probably about 1 out of every 4 people on Come dine With Me.
They always seem to chuck at least 1 cringeworthy nob head in there to cause some trouble.

WUB because he would be boring every cunt with his economic forecasts, and telling them they are not intelligent enough to understand them.
Abs as you would never get the sausages with the cocktail sticks off him
oi as he would never sit still in the gaff and be looking for a nazi under every ash tray But then he would ask if this was a THC induced dream
Sketts as she would never share the fried marz barz and would sit in the corner babbling on about sodlike forums
Mikey mike as he would turn up dressed as a priest when its not fancy dress, with a carabiner clips attached to him as an alpinist

Fuck me what a party

You love wub.

oioioi wrote:
It's the general rule of thumb i use when posting,just ignore the OP and write what i fancy writing

Think SB's choices would be pretty damn cringe worthy.

oioioi wrote:
So...everyone but me and Maggie are taken and yet you end up with her?

DOUBLE cunt.

Ab Origine wrote:


You're curled up at the foot of the bed like the little pet you are, better now lover?

entrangermercenary1 wrote:
You don't have to keep coming back to the party.

If you insist though do stop with the troll like behaviour, we've recently shed a few trolls who contributed more to the forum than you ever will.

The naughty step is all yours if you want it.