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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 14:28 #1

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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' Fights Wrinkles And Sagging Skin

When it comes to finding bizarre solutions to everyday problems, the Japanese are definitely world leaders.

At HuffPost UK, we've been very happy to report on slimming glasses, robots that smell your breath before you leave the house and the girlfriend coat that hugs lonely people.

So imagine how thrilled HuffPost UK Lifestyle were to learn about an anti-ageing device that claims to give "sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift".
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/17/japa...1894.html?ref=topbar

Face Slimmer Mouth Exercise Japan Mouthpiece 4





:umm:

Kinda reminds me of something else. :think:
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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 14:32 #2

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Well I've ordered mine, just need to remember the spiel now, it gives "sagging facial skin and muscles that much-needed daily lift" love, I got it for you!
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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 14:38 #3

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:D

Nothing says you're 'letting yourself go, dear' more than a rubber mouth stretcher. :)

Could be handy for hot-dog eating contestants.
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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 14:38 #4

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There is an easier method that gets the same results and doesn't cost anything :coffee:













































Which is of course, sounding out A, E, I, O, U with your mouth in as exaggerated movements as you can possibly make - does the same job innit :gleek:
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psketti wrote:
:D


There is an easier method that gets the same results and doesn't cost anything :coffee:













































Which is of course, sounding out A, E, I, O, U with your mouth in as exaggerated movements as you can possibly make - does the same job innit :gleek:

I started out all :norty:












Then I ended up a bit :(
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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 15:31 #6

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Result :psketti:
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Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' 19 Jun 2013 17:12 #7

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Face Slimmer


:rofl:

What do the symbols mean coming out of the woman's mouth ?

Is it a Barney gumble-esque belch.

Also do you have to use them in the bath with no water in ?
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humanspirit wrote:

What do the symbols mean coming out of the woman's mouth ?


A, E, I, O, U innit :D
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psketti wrote:
humanspirit wrote:

What do the symbols mean coming out of the woman's mouth ?


A, E, I, O, U innit :D

Or possibly help, I'm turning into Pete Burns!
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