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Best confirmation email ever! 17 Dec 2013 02:57 #1

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Just bought something online and this is the response I got and it beats all that mundane shit you usually get, hands down



Hi,

Thanks very much for your pre-order. You really are rather nice.

This exciting email is to confirm a few things you probably already know.

1. Your online shopping skills are truly exceptional.
2. Firebox has strong feelings for you.
3. See 1 & 2.

Just in case you were possessed by aliens/malevolent spirits intent on a
high quality impulse buying spree, here’s a confirmation of what you/they
bought.


:pmsl:


Quality... and I shall let them know it's quality too :D
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Best confirmation email ever! 17 Dec 2013 03:00 #2

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haha there's more :pmsl:


When stock arrives, our crack warehouse team will slap it (carefully) in
our hand-folded packaging and have it on its way to the address below.

****************************

We’ll also drop you another email to let you know once it’s out the door.
So you know when to get really excited.

Until we meet again, stay out of trouble.

Cheerio,

Firebox
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Best confirmation email ever! 17 Dec 2013 11:03 #3

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Quality. That's how I do customer service anorl. :D
What we are today comes from our thoughts of yesterday, and our present thoughts build our life of tomorrow: Our life is the creation of our mind.

-Buddha
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