Knock Knock !!

Sorry, I was in the bath and spying through the nets to make sure your aren't a mormon missionary.

Who's there?

A David Icke forum moderator.....

A David Icke forum moderator who?

Exactly

OK

Gilly wrote:
It works better with a comma

That's true. My punctuation's usually pretty decent. I'll consider myself reprimanded.

''The next ones about my mother-in-law.''

Go for it.

The pharmacist tells me, 'In order to buy arsenic you need a legal prescription. A picture of your mother-in-law just isn't enough'.

Blue_Tackler wrote:
I'm not sure that's complete, as I can't see a full-stop at the end.

Gilly wrote:
Huh, oh I see you edited it out hahahaha very very funny.

Nice try, sucker!

Last Edit: 01 Feb 2014 13:31 by Blue_Tackler.

Ok this is the last one (for now).

The first man married a woman from Wales. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from England. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Scotland. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawned mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he did not see anything, the second day he did not see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

That's better.

I never say who's there, i peek and just dont open if its someone i dont know or like.

Its like a real life version of call screening.