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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:36 #1

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It was just over a fortnight ago, since my wife left me, because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor.
In fact, its been seven hours and fifteen days.

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:38 #2

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:39 #3

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I thought she was joking, when my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees.

♪♫ And then I saw her face ♪♫

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:41 #4

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My wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with crosswords.

"Oh my God," I said, " You don't mean a judicial decree declaring the absolution of a marriage, 7 letters beginning with D?"

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:43 #5

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My wife left me today because of my obsession with Africa, Kenya believe that? Ghana be a messy divorce, not sure where shes going Togo, but a guy named Chad is going to look after her so she Congo to his house as he has Benin a similar situation.

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:46 #6

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My wife was just starting to moan about my obsession with Ross Kemp.

I could see things were about to kick off, so I got out of there.
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:49 #7

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My wife said she was breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.

I nearly choked on my tea; what terrible timing!

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 07:58 #8

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She said it was over, she said she wanted freedom, and that i dont belong to you, and you dont belong to me.

but when she realised her new boyfriend was completely broke and couldnt support her addictions and lifestyle... Wham! she hit me up for more money.

So I told her...

You can have my credit card baby. But keep your red hot fingers off of my heart lady.

i also said, i dont wanna miss it when you hit that high.

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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 08:00 #9

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Blue_Tackler wrote:
My wife said she was breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.

Do ... you.. enjoy what you do?
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 08:28 #10

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novum wrote:
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My wife said she was breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.

Do ... you.. enjoy what you do?
I like my little distractions.

When my wife said that she's leaving me because of my 'disgusting habits, I nearly choked on my toenail.
:O
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 08:34 #11

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Blue_Tackler wrote:
Ghana be a messy divorce

Hopefully for your sake she wont get Everything she wants, you gotta have faith.
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 08:51 #12

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Blue_Tackler wrote:
When my wife said that she's leaving me because of my 'disgusting habits, I nearly choked on my toenail.
:O

She mustve been thinking... 'youre just too funky for me'
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 09:10 #13

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novum wrote:
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When my wife said that she's leaving me because of my 'disgusting habits, I nearly choked on my toenail.
:O

She mustve been thinking... 'youre just too funky for me'

Yes. it all started when she caught me posting jokes into the 'Have a Laugh, section of an internet forum, just way tooooo funky, that's me.
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 09:15 #14

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Blue_Tackler wrote:
Yes. it all started when she caught me posting jokes into the 'Have a Laugh, section of an internet forum

Maybe its time to just... go outside, in the sunshine.
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obsessions. 06 Feb 2014 23:34 #15

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I forget what it was I was going to type on the next post.
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obsessions. 07 Feb 2014 02:40 #16

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Blue_Tackler wrote:
I forget what it was I was going to type on the next post.

Give it one more try, dont let the sun go down on me.
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obsessions. 07 Feb 2014 02:53 #17

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obsessions. 07 Feb 2014 13:38 #18

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novum wrote:
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I forget what it was I was going to type on the next post.

Give it one more try, dont let the sun go down on me.

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